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GrannysKnitting's avatar

so do you think he's going to release his own statement about why he dated her and why they split? could be messy

Robert Eckert's avatar

Clearly he dumped her, rather than the reverse, but I suspect he would rather (for his business' sake) that people forget he ever had anything to do with her.

Alicia Norman's avatar

Fingers, eyes, and toes crossed.

Alicia Norman's avatar

Daaaws, so sad. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Actually it was mostly the worst of times. For other people. And the dumb Dem who dated her. Sigh.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I can't think of a single Republican elected official on the federal level who is qualified to hold the position they are in.

Patricia Kayden's avatar

Looking at how they’re about to shut down the government, you are exactly right.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Wait. She allowed Gallagher to grab her boob in public on a first date?

What a hussy.

Teddy Barnes's avatar

I'll say it again....she was 'working'......give the customer what they want.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I just hope they used protection when they got done twirling away from the theater. Grandkid doesn't need an aunt or uncle a year younger than them.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

And she massaged his wang through his pants!

Maybe's avatar

The shock isn't that Boebert went out with a Dem. It's that he went out with her.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

IKR? He had to at least have known who she was and what she believes.

Maybe's avatar

Not necessarily. If they met in a bar, he may have only known how she looks. He may not be particularly political and may not care. She's the one who should do at least minimal vetting, given her position in politics.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Perhaps, but that just tells me he has as little sense as she does.

Which, come to think of it, would explain quite a bit.

Maybe's avatar

I'm not sure anyone has as little sense as her except for trump.

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Maybe's avatar

She does have "one-night-stand" written all over her.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Hate fucking is a real thing.

Mike's avatar

Lighten up the slut shaming and focus on the stupidity . I don't mind party girls just don't them voting on Congressional bills, same goes for the male versions of that classless trash

Tosca's avatar

"Don't do sex acts in a theatre" is not slut shaming.

Cajun Kid's avatar

If this story had been about pretty much any other kind of canoodling in the audience, it wouldn’t have been as big of a story. But the video of those two getting handfuls of boob and giving a handjob? When she’s one of the biggest screamers against stuff she deems “inappropriate” in public?

That’s not slut shaming.

insert_something_creative's avatar

The musical was apparently open and welcoming to families with kids over 10 years old. Doing sex acts in front of children is much more inappropriate than telling them that gay people exist.

The hypocrisy and stupidity, it burns.

Alicia Norman's avatar

Agreed, the issue is not that she wanted to have a good time, it is that she had it at other folks expense--in front of kids--vaped all over a pregnant woman who politely asked her to stop, and then initially lied when called out; all as she continues to shame anyone non straight and Christian as a Groomer.

Cajun Kid's avatar

And the only part you left out is where Boebert actually offered the pregnant woman alcohol as an apology.

Alicia Norman's avatar

Wait, what? Tell me you are joking and she was just punking folks...

Cajun Kid's avatar

If I remember correctly, the pregnant woman who complained about her in the theater said Boebert actually offered to buy her cocktails as some kind of apology.

Alicia Norman's avatar

She is a train wreck and has no business in Congress.

Enbastet's avatar

"Would love to know how the musical ended"

Beetlejuice suffers the consequences of his out-of-control behavior.

(The Goddess of Irony is listed as a contributing producer in the Playbill...)

Wookiee Monster's avatar

But do he and Lydia get married and live happily ever after?

It’s based on a movie that came out nearly forty years ago. If she doesn’t know the ending, that’s on her.

Don't dox me bro's avatar

Hey at least he got to have his wenis played with on the first day while also fondling bobert's booberts

theCryptofishist's avatar

So, how many corrected it to "wanking across the aisle." Or did Evan do that, and by skipping ahead, I just made a fool of myself?

John Strycharz's avatar

She was really groping for an explanation there.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

So Boobert can to back to her first love of fucking over the whole country and not limit herself to one Aspen bar man.

Sko Hayes's avatar

I can't imagine why he would date her in the first place, frankly.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

For some dudes, any hole is a goal. Doesn’t matter what’s attached to it.

Andrew Fleming's avatar

Obviously I’ve no idea what sort of post-Beetlejuice sexytimes these two might’ve gotten up to but you have to wonder what Bobo would do if a Democrat put a bun in her oven. Secretly aborting it while railing against abortion would certainly be on brand. .

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

The vaping was the worst part.

Sko Hayes's avatar

It was really rude, but the filming of the show was just plain ignorant. She must have thought she was at a concert.

insert_something_creative's avatar

Apparently she was doing flash photography which is honestly even worse in my book. It is super disruptive to the performers and audience plus you even can't a decent picture that way. Unless she wanted pics of the back of the heads of the people in the row in front of her.

Sko Hayes's avatar

Honestly, I don't think it was a flash, I think it was her screen on while she was filming. Remember that this was a night vision camera (Charlie was wondering why a theater would have a night vision camera, he must have forgotten the 2012 mass shooting in an Aurora, CO movie theater), so any light would look very bright.

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

I hate that shit at concerts, too. People sticking their goddam phones in the middle of my sightline so they can take a shitty video (with shitty audio) that they're going to delete within a day.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

so, all the sausage fishing for nothing? booooo!

Sherry's avatar

Dollars to doughnuts this guy dumped her. Was it the impressively hard nalgas? Was is the declaration of “ do you know who I am”? Or, was it that she always makes a spectacle of herself and who wants that scrutiny? Maybe she put out on the first date and that was enough? So many good reasons.

Pisto75666-Radical Left Scum's avatar

My guess? She found out he promotes drag shows and Bobo just HAD to tell him how she felt about it.

Sherry's avatar

But first! A good feel of her chesticles!