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I'd be in favor of keeping her in D.C. as President, CJ of the SC, head of the D.C. diocese, Clerk of the Course, absolutely every position of potentate in the U.S. Gummint just for the way she eloquently said "Not you."

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Salmonella Stella might have had a great mind if only the prefrontal cortex hadn't gotten unplugged somehow.

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Is it too late to volunteer?

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Lauren Peebert is upset!

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It does, doesn’t it? You have to wonder if they all have PTSD from potty training.

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I hope it brightened your day a bit! When our kids were little and getting very frowly, we would play Harry Belafonte "Jump In De Line" and dance around and just be silly for a few minutes. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't resist a smile. Music can do that - not to minimize what you're going through and having to deal with. Just to show another side of the world.

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Tomato juice bath and sunshine. Hope you didn't have to shave your dog!

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Thank you my friend. Well said. I used to do similar things with my kids.

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Eww. LMAO

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Let’s get one thing straight:

Lauren Boebert is not an idiot because she dropped out of school.

She dropped out of school because she’s an idiot.

And also because abstinence only sex ed doesn’t work.

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Don't let Scott Adams get ahold of that one....

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Showers so golden.

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What the hell was she going on about?

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Pretty sure there used to be a show about dragons that had some ideas about that sort of thing...

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In this case, Boobert.

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No idea, but flamingos pee on their own legs. I learned that from watching Craig Ferguson.

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