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Paul Dietzel's avatar

I'd be in favor of keeping her in D.C. as President, CJ of the SC, head of the D.C. diocese, Clerk of the Course, absolutely every position of potentate in the U.S. Gummint just for the way she eloquently said "Not you."

Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

Salmonella Stella might have had a great mind if only the prefrontal cortex hadn't gotten unplugged somehow.

Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

It does, doesn’t it? You have to wonder if they all have PTSD from potty training.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I hope it brightened your day a bit! When our kids were little and getting very frowly, we would play Harry Belafonte "Jump In De Line" and dance around and just be silly for a few minutes. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't resist a smile. Music can do that - not to minimize what you're going through and having to deal with. Just to show another side of the world.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Tomato juice bath and sunshine. Hope you didn't have to shave your dog!

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Thank you my friend. Well said. I used to do similar things with my kids.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Let’s get one thing straight:

Lauren Boebert is not an idiot because she dropped out of school.

She dropped out of school because she’s an idiot.

And also because abstinence only sex ed doesn’t work.

Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

Don't let Scott Adams get ahold of that one....

Bluejay's avatar

What the hell was she going on about?

GreyLadyBast's avatar

Pretty sure there used to be a show about dragons that had some ideas about that sort of thing...

Ωbjectifier's avatar

In this case, Boobert.

Cheap & Nothing Wasted's avatar

No idea, but flamingos pee on their own legs. I learned that from watching Craig Ferguson.