“ …thus adding “carpetbagging” to her illustrious resume, where it will take pride of place alongside her other two skills, handjobs and shooting [heh] things.”
Let’s not forget her skills at making poisonous pulled pork sliders. Or is “pulled pork” included in her “handjobs” category?
Who does she have on staff, that couldn't tell her "we better retape this", or if it was live, couldn't find a way of controlling the reflections in her glasses, even if all she had to do is not move around so much?
Here I thought that the image on Wonkette was just a mean gag as usual, but in fact it would take time and pinpoint precision to get a clean image. Too bad she wasted her time dressing nice, combing her hair and putting on make up. Contrary to what Rick Perry thought , wearing glasses does not guarantee you will look smarter,
The refelction in her glasses looks like she is using a ring light, which many people living alone use, probably as all her former staff have all bailed.
Hey, now! That's an honorable position worthy of its hire (I'm told)! This is more like one of the Nonesuch Performers getting outta town quickly, so they can pull the same gag over again...
Unless the party steps in to muscle out the other candidates she likely won't make it past the primary then it's off to a follow-on career as a fascist media influencer.
This isn't Maga math, this is Boebert math. If she stays in the Third she loses. If she moves to the Fourth is (may) remain in Congress. Without Congress Boebert is just another over-sexed Karen.
“ …thus adding “carpetbagging” to her illustrious resume, where it will take pride of place alongside her other two skills, handjobs and shooting [heh] things.”
Let’s not forget her skills at making poisonous pulled pork sliders. Or is “pulled pork” included in her “handjobs” category?
It can't be her kitchen if she doesn't cook in it. Assumes facts not in evidence.
So has Bobo moved her residence to that district? Has anyone checked?
It does not matter in Colorado. You do not have to live in a particular district.
I am imagining that they drew straws in the wonk cave to get to decide who got to write this
Highly favor the heh hehs. In my head, Beavis is now looking for TP
Damnit, y'all, I'm IN Colorado's 4th. If I have this nitwit representing me I will absolutely lose my shit
It's always in the last place you look.
Is that one of those rural CO districts that's losing jobs? Because Congresswoman Boebert is all about jobs. Her main issue is jobs.
Hand jobs :)
Plan on having this joke stolen by late night comedians.
I like the very subtle way you set up that punchline!
Who does she have on staff, that couldn't tell her "we better retape this", or if it was live, couldn't find a way of controlling the reflections in her glasses, even if all she had to do is not move around so much?
Here I thought that the image on Wonkette was just a mean gag as usual, but in fact it would take time and pinpoint precision to get a clean image. Too bad she wasted her time dressing nice, combing her hair and putting on make up. Contrary to what Rick Perry thought , wearing glasses does not guarantee you will look smarter,
The refelction in her glasses looks like she is using a ring light, which many people living alone use, probably as all her former staff have all bailed.
Back during his failed presidential run in 1964, Goldwater wore glasses without lenses to prevent this problem.
Both "Soros" and "Hollywood" are dog whistles for the Jews. People should ask her why she's always blaming the Jews.
Every magat running in the fourth can claim level of crazy equal to her and tell the 4th that they are actually from there.
Hi-yo!...
Street-walker crosses the street.
Hey, now! That's an honorable position worthy of its hire (I'm told)! This is more like one of the Nonesuch Performers getting outta town quickly, so they can pull the same gag over again...
"Aspen Donors"
Lololololol.
She's always bringing up the wood.
Unless the party steps in to muscle out the other candidates she likely won't make it past the primary then it's off to a follow-on career as a fascist media influencer.
Do you think someone at the RNC woke up and realized that these internet trolls masquerading as elected officials was bad for the party?
Q: What's that white thing behind Boebert?
A: a back-splash!
I know, I know, stage left...
It still won't replace her former backdrop in the minds of Americans.
"Wingnut Stations of the Cross"- clever!
Great Republican plan: relinquish one Republican seat while locking down an already reliable Republican seat. It's MAGA math: 2 - 1 = 4!
This isn't Maga math, this is Boebert math. If she stays in the Third she loses. If she moves to the Fourth is (may) remain in Congress. Without Congress Boebert is just another over-sexed Karen.
Ring light alert! ‼️