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Apollyon Danish's avatar

Maybe Jesus was in her beetle date’s pants, and she was doing godly work helping him rise again.

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

LOTTA PEOPLE AROUND THE CLINTONS “COMMIT SUICIDE,” DONCHA KNOW unlike every lawyer around Trump committing professional suicide.

Susan Niemann's avatar

JEEESUS. BoBo believes what she's saying is true!

I just can't with these fucking people.

MAKE THE STUPID STOP!!! 😳

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Why was Boebert allowed to harass Clinton? Why??

The D Side's avatar

From the public hand job lady?

Nemo's avatar

Lauren Boebert is so queynte.

JCfromNC's avatar

As someone in the first Bluesky thread points out, this is the same woman who was a grandmother at 35. A teen mother of a teen mother. So while's she very familiar with "horny", maybe she shouldn't be the one trying to point fingers at anyone else.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I believe her mother was also a teen mother.

Reader's avatar

Great grand at age 54. Averages to each had a baby at 18, pregnant by 17. They did their part to keep our country strong.

Henry30's avatar

When it comes to it, hitting on an office assistant must be more fun and exciting than being hit on by women that just throw themselves at you just because you're a congressman or senator. How else does one explain the stupid acts perpetrated by politicians on their staff members?

Jjamie's avatar

Power and ego. Unfortunately many people in positions of power didn't get there because they are nice. They do this because they believe they deserve to get whatever they want.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

These kinds of conversations replace conversations about the American healthcare (?) system.

What A Debacle's avatar

HILLS: Yo Hoomdawg sup? I'm fixn ta cut da face off dis lil shawty and tap dat adrenochrome. You down?

HUMA: For shizzle.

HILLS: Word. Bring a videographer.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It makes perfect sense to a certain sort.

Remember, these are people who brought a documentary film crew to their insurrection-planning meetings in parking garages.

What A Debacle's avatar

About 2/3 of Americans believe in angels. Angels!!

Hollysdower is under-pupped's avatar

When we take back Congress, there has to be consequences of spreading conspiracy theories or fake news for our congresspeople. If we can't criminally charge them and lock them up, there at least has to be an embarrassing House/Senate hearing where everyone questions these idiots about their beliefs, so the American people can hear them.

Fool's avatar

> And what did Lauren Boebert do the day after she Beetlejuiced her date at the touring production of Beetlejuice the musical

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? She sure was trying to juice his beetle

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If memory serves, she dumped her Beetlejuice date like a hot potato when everyone found out he was a Democrat.

Russell Jones's avatar

Now that Bobo has found her forever home in a district that covers most of eastern Colorado, and thus no longer needs to worry about getting reelected, she fancies herself a "kingmaker" in the Colorado GOP. Her endorsed candidate for governor dominated the caucus process and is the only candidate who will appear on the ballot for that office in the GOP primary.

Predictably, though, the guy is a smooth-brained lightweight with about a 0.000% chance of winning the general against whoever the Dems put up (either current U.S. Senator Michael Bennet or my favorite, current CO AG Phil Weiser).

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

I've got an old friend who's stuck in her district now. Says the area is pretty RED so she's probably safe unless she does something really awful.

Russell Jones's avatar

Yeah, Bobo will probably underperform in every election given the composition of that district, but the job's hers as long as she wants it unless she does something breathtakingly stupid even by Bobo standards. :D

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

This person fucked Kid Rock on purpose.

Russell Jones's avatar

My sister got divorced about 20 years ago and went through a prolonged boink-anything-that-moves phase, but she never did anything THAT horrific. :D

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Boebert found herself some real Jesus when she went to church at the New Apostolic Reformation church & rubbed loins with their spiritual leader Pastard Sean Feucht, married with 4 little Jesus kids, while she was still married to her hubby. Aw, nothing like that good old Christian Adultery to make you closer to Jesus. And about that horny thang. Isn’t that what swept her off of her high heeled feet when her future hubby whipped out his Johnson in public? And more Boebert horny, about Junior makin’ babies with underage girls?

Hillary should have called Boebert an idiot at that hearing.

And, here I thought that Frazzledrip was Sean Feucht’s hair style.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

How are we to pronounced Sean's last name?

I'm pretty sure I'm doing it wrong, or he had the most miserable childhood possible.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Shit, I have enough trouble saying ‘Apostolic’ . Seriously

Nemo's avatar

Was Lauren Feucht or Feuched by her loin rubbing companion? Was she burnt or burned by lust? Was she swept away are swived away? Verb forms in English are so tricky. Quaint even. Or is that Queynte?

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Chaucer, eh?

I had to look that word up.

I am just a commoner, prole, guttersnipe. What do I know from Chaucer?

I do know ‘ chazzer’ though

Nemo's avatar

Bibi probably tells Dotard Donnie that he's a great chazzer. The very finest chazzer. In fact, a kosher chazzer.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Maybe , it should be Tony Montana telling Frank about a chazzer:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l_Vh3x8DbUE

TakingAmes's avatar

Particularly rich coming from Congresswoman BecameAGrandmaAt36.