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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

This person fucked Kid Rock on purpose.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Boebert found herself some real Jesus when she went to church at the New Apostolic Reformation church & rubbed loins with their spiritual leader Pastard Sean Feucht, married with 4 little Jesus kids, while she was still married to her hubby. Aw, nothing like that good old Christian Adultery to make you closer to Jesus. And about that horny thang. Isn’t that what swept her off of her high heeled feet when her future hubby whipped out his Johnson in public? And more Boebert horny, about Junior makin’ babies with underage girls?

Hillary should have called Boebert an idiot at that hearing.

And, here I thought that Frazzledrip was Sean Feucht’s hair style.

TakingAmes's avatar

Particularly rich coming from Congresswoman BecameAGrandmaAt36.

Glennis Waterman's avatar

“frazzledrips”??? Seriously?

Margaret Batschelet's avatar

Her Democratic opponent is currently ahead in the polls, but it's early yet.

Dave's Not Here's avatar

You gotta hand it to Lauren Boebert! That's it. That's the joke.

(Please clap)

Richard S's avatar

Ya know, pretty much everyone who investigated the Kennedy assassination is dead..... You might want to look into that, Boebert......

LyftControlledCities's avatar

"why is everybody so horny around here?', asks World's Youngest Grandma...

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

It's entertaining to watch Mrs Clinton explain that she can't respond to stupid questions. I'd like to watch more of it, but I was offered the chance to clock out early and I'd better take advantage of nice weather.

WeaverSix's avatar

How is this real life?

Richard S's avatar

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide?

No escape from reality.....

schmannity's avatar

Weird. She didn't mention Elizabeth Warren and her handsome Marine lovers.

Donald B. Miller's avatar

Boebert's just mad she isn't getting any.

Governor LePetomane's avatar

"GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert has a question about Congress:...Like, I mean, why is everybody so horny here?"

As they say, idle hands are the devil's workshop.

Sherry's avatar

Must be something about to break on the capital. TMZ is setting up offices there. I mean not like they are the bastion of journalism but still intriguing.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

They found a growth opportunity. They got lots of clicks after posting Lindsey at Disney creeping on kids by himself.

VaselineHabits's avatar

That... is kind of unusual no? I've never thought of TMZ and DC politics, mostly celebrity gossip

Terence Dougherty's avatar

In fairness, it’s become difficult to distinguish…

Antifa Commander's avatar

Sorry, had to. Maybe nsfw. It’s 2 Live Crew!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bmSH7PZduYw

schmannity's avatar

NEVER SIT ON WEINER'S LAPTOP!!