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Amy!'s avatar

Flannel overshirts and sensible shoes?

Oh, wait, you were thinking of a different letter or so.

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Yikes on bikes's avatar

Why they get upset when someone accuses a sexual assaulter and not when they randomly throw “child molester” around is I would argue the vast majority of them know that’s horse shit. They’re just using it as cover to further their white supremacy.

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Emil Muz's avatar

It wasn't exactly a walk in the park to get into the Capitol before 1/6. And they only let you see about 5 places in the whole building.

By Lauren's thinking, maybe we should ease up on airport security checks. It been 20 yrs since 9/11

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

I'm old enough to remember when they were pretty excited about walls.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Speaking on Fox News' Justice With Judge Jeanine, Boebert told host Jeanine Pirro that Capitol security measures should be relaxed because she believes that the threats have subsided.

She's just saying that so she can give more tours of the Capitol Building.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

That was different. Walls are meant to keep brown people out of the country, not to slightly inconvenience white dropouts who own shitty restaurants.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Only one red shoe! He needed to eat another baby so he could make the second one.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

She only needs guns "ready to use" when she's on a Zoom call with AOC.

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Mintie's avatar

She's just saying that so she can give more tours reconnaissance of the Capitol Building.

FIFY

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harryeagar's avatar

Anti-GMO people might not show up with firearms but that does not mean they are not violent.

According to Politico, one reason not much happened on March 4 was that someone -- no one can be sure who-- alerted the Qwazies that the whole scheme was a false flag operation meant to make the Qwazies look bad. (Easiest assignment ever.)

Given the dispersed organizational structure of the Qwazy movement, it could be that FBI spoofers set it up, the way they used to do with SCLC. Or it could have been free-lance sane people. Or disgruntled Qwazies. Or . . . really, the possibilities multiply themselves like falsehhoods at a CPAC convention.

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harryeagar's avatar

In would argue that if that worked at all well, there would be hardly any Christians or Muslims or Hindus etc.

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harryeagar's avatar

I thought it was to keep the nuts in.

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harryeagar's avatar

Truth, though, the real conspiracy was pretty complicated.

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mailman27's avatar

Rep. Boebert, why the long face? (Disclaimer: I am no trip to Hollywood, either.)

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mailman27's avatar

It's not a pewp it's a pewgazine!!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

As they say, you know what you call non-alternative medicine? Medicine.

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