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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Others beat me by a mile about how Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ didn't poison his followers with tainted pork sliders. (Not that Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ ever ate any meat of a cloven-hoofed beast in his entire life.)

As I recall, Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ was angry only once and the issue was about money changers. Hmmmm.

Another dissimilarity: Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ never wore a hot pink thigh high raiment.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Facts ain't important when you gots JAYSUS! They do the same thing with the Constitution: never read it but swear it says that the whole point was for Christians and conservatives to have dominion over lesser beasts like women and non-Christians and non-whites and stuff.

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