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You might want to ask the Fascists of Germany, Italy and Japan how lacking in self-awareness and responsibility American AntiFascists are.

Oops, you can't, thanks to American AntiFascists.

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My already posted, AITA reference.

“I was evicted from a theater, just because I was singing, vaping and laughing too loud, and then was asked to leave.

Then after I kept doing it, law enforcement was called to remove me (I said go ahead, call the cops, because FUN!) so then I had to leave…Am I The Asshole?”

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Are you the one who said NO when the pregnant woman in the very next row asked you to stop vaping? Then no, certainly not. Pregnant women never get totally nauseated in an unbelievable way by smoke!

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“A ‘kid-friendly’ drag show in Texas was guarded by masked ANTIFA guards armed with AR-15’s.

“Remember, they only want YOUR guns.

“They want to use theirs to protect their depravity.”

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Or, y'know, since y'all are doing all you can to see that the fascists a) have all the guns they want; and b) are kept riled up about LGBTQ+/drag events, they feel like they need their *own guns* to protect their kids from the terrorists you keep aiming at them.

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Nope, that doesn't work. It requires a modicum of self-awareness and responsibility for their part in the situation. They're completely incapable of either of those things.

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You might want to ask the Fascists of Germany, Italy and Japan how lacking in self-awareness and responsibility American AntiFascists are.

Oops, you can't, thanks to American AntiFascists.

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Reading Rainbow to Randy Rainbow, is the best timeline!

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Ugh. Substack just ate my comment, so all you get is this:

https://youtu.be/RIcqkzVN6Dw?si=D008ZGa93UeaN0vf

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When I think of evidence based, church sponsored indoctrination and pedophilia, I think of catholicism.

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Is that Lauren Boebert or <i>boob</i>ert? To quote Firesign Theater, "She has a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

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Whatever support she's wearing under that dress is doing the Lord's work, for sure. Or, y'know, something opposite of the Lord. I dunno, I'm grasping at straws here.

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Given her and her husbands’ sleazy history, the less I know about any man willing to bump uglies with Qbert, the better.

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From the woman whose husband whipped out his ‘loaded gun’ in front of underage girls in a bowling alley. And who claimed to deliver her son in the same front seat of the truck in which she conceived him. Because, as she explained, it was cheaper than an abortion.

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I refuse to believe that Quinn Gallagher is a real name.

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Bobo has a new boo.

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Yeah, he's the new Boboo.

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If you watch the surveillance video (of which there is no need at all (I watched it five times only to ensure the accuracy of this post)), Bobo’s date was pretty sure that he could stay and watch the show since only his tanked date was misbehaving.

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What the Bible says about divorce:

https://www.openbible.info/topics/divorce

Repent, harlot!

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Let’s remember all the Rethuglicans in congress alone who have had multiple marriages whilst a larger percentage of Dems have only had one. But then the latter are espousing “family values” either. They’re just living it.

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reagan made it OK.

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I agree. Sadly he made too many things “OK”. See also trickle down economics.

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OK, now I want Randy Rainbow to be the host of a new series of Reading Rainbow.

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Because it’s Colorado, we should let Randy Marsh take care of the vapers.

https://youtu.be/fIPSbPucYF0?si=OfgsPHdoJJ4mYQ9V

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And just because I want to share the hemp hat scene.

https://youtu.be/ykedQQf3f1Q?si=2YWiONeFCdDTkUO6

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Or Randy Rainbow Reading and it's just him reading all the bigots to filth.

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We know Boebert doesn't believe a word she says because, OMG look at that dress. I'm not shaming her for wearing it, I'm shaming her for being a huge hypocrite. If AOC painted on a dress and hoisted her boobs to the stars, Boebert's head would spin exorcist style while slut-shaming for hours. I'm sure Boebert knows perfectly well what goes on in her boyfriends bar. He's rich and she's trading up.

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Exactly right. She attempts to use sexuality as a weapon to shame others, and yet, she reserves the right to express her own sexuality freely. She is a base hypocrite. I just don't think she's smart enough to recognize that.

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So you're saying she's a Republican.

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Sure.

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