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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Elitist unicorns!

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Where did he find sixteen sailors who'd want blow jobs from him?

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

But they did get the education that was promised. This is Trump's MO. He puts his name on something, gets other people to invest and then bails on them, taking all the profits with him, declares bankruptcy and starts all over again.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... it's a most excellent snarkive, to be sure.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

CROSS BRONX EXPRESSWAY ROADKILL LIEBLE!!!!!!!!!YOOGE!!!!

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BackDoorMan's avatar

While I have serious doubts that Trumpty Dumpty is worth anything near his grandiose claims, he does have this Flying Fortress Of Vulgarity which is supposed to be "worth" $100,000,000.00. Of course that maybe have been been the price on the invoice which he conveniently didn't pay thanks to bankruptcy. That's a business bankruptcy, mind - and no doubt this Tacky Trumptastic jet is for "business" purposes. He will sue you if you ever say he filed for personal bankruptcy. He's smart and rich and smart like that.

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Allan River's avatar

Donald has top dollar new york lawyers handling these cases--they know all the tricks--he'll beat the rap--book it!!

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JohnR's avatar

Anyone who paid $36,000+ to Trump U deserves, oh forget it.

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YayConspiracy's avatar

but won't his swirly clog it?

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Trump Ate Our Votes's avatar

Take heart, Philly Guy! No need to work for free - the Mexicans are going to be paying for the wall, remember?

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Skippy2000's avatar

Hope this don't distract me from the Deebates.

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Keith Rodgers's avatar

Had an arg... discussion... on the 4th when they repeated, "Mexico is sending rapists..." etc. I related my vision of a Messican officiale standing by a bus, "We need two more rapists and another murderer"!

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impeachrinserepeat's avatar

$36,000!

At the current exchange rate that's easily more than 8 billion comedy dollars.

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Alex Grey's avatar

Giving $36,000 to Trump U teaches you a lot about your (lack of) business acumen.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Your grift could go far, young Padawan.

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Ergoetal's avatar

I know! I know!A white lab coat.

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