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<i>If he hadn’t tried for the Senate, Charlie Crist might be running for president right now.</i>

Or maybe even serving a second term as governor.

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"This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin' around," said the judge.

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He seems to have gone plutonium blonde from shock.

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what is this 'sense of responsibility and admission of wrongdoing', hmmm?

this is not republican behavior we can believe in.

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Byrnes should have made Crist lip sync Totally Nude while taking off his clothes.

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The years have been hard. See Wonkette library: <a href="http://wonkette.com/401750/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/401750/wonkette-exclusive-sco...">http://wonkette.com/401750/...

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Poor Charlie Crist. He sees the states across this big nation; he sees the laws made in Washington D.C. He thinks of the ones he considers his favorites, and he thinks "why aren't these people working for me?"

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