If he hadn't tried for the Senate, Charlie Crist might be running for president right now. Instead, as the result of that David Byrne lawsuit, he looks like he was kidnapped while out selling his wedding ring at a pawn shop and has been forced at gunpoint to read off a list of demands in a poorly lit basement. So, things always work out in the end.
<i>If he hadn&rsquo;t tried for the Senate, Charlie Crist might be running for president right now.</i>
Or maybe even serving a second term as governor.
&quot;This ain&#039;t no party, this ain&#039;t no disco, this ain&#039;t no foolin&#039; around,&quot; said the judge.
He seems to have gone plutonium blonde from shock.
what is this &#039;sense of responsibility and admission of wrongdoing&#039;, hmmm?
this is not republican behavior we can believe in.
Byrnes should have made Crist lip sync Totally Nude while taking off his clothes.
The years have been hard. See Wonkette library: <a href="http://wonkette.com/401750/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/401750/wonkette-exclusive-sco...">http://wonkette.com/401750/...
Poor Charlie Crist. He sees the states across this big nation; he sees the laws made in Washington D.C. He thinks of the ones he considers his favorites, and he thinks &quot;why aren&#039;t these people working for me?&quot;