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RogationDays's avatar

You remember that Harvard guy who was suing a restaurant for something...not being cheap enough for him...help me wonks🙂

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bobbert's avatar

Perfect.

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bobbert's avatar

Bad thing happen when drums stop.

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bobbert's avatar

Nearly everybody gets that wrong. It's hard to remember that in Will's time, "law" was still a pretty radical idea.

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Dolmance's avatar

What kind of soup was it?

I just like to be clear about stuff.

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Annie Towne's avatar

Maybe they should buy 100 cans of soup, as backup. I hear it's a thing.

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someonerandom's avatar

Can i call pinkham's law?

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Matthew Hawkins's avatar

I hope they hire the most expensive lawyers in Texas, have them file numerous motions, do the full discovery process and than ask for attorney fees.

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BosGrl's avatar

Soup and civil rights, flip sides of the same coin! :/

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BosGrl's avatar

Ben Edelman and the Chinese restaurant. That guy seemed nice.

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BosGrl's avatar

Marriage is a sexual proclivity? Who knew?

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jqheywood's avatar

Has this asswipe not read Fed. R. Civ. Pro. 11? It's morons like this that make lawyers like me cringe. And get stabby. EDIT-> With votes, of course.

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PollyTishan's avatar

Don't forget fisting, and rimming, oh and amyl nitrate, used jockstraps, glory hole blow jobs, gimp masks, ky jelly jamming on your double ended dildo, top decking and . . . oh honey, the fun you're missin' out on.

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PollyTishan's avatar

I once tried to get my baker to write, "Homophobics Are So Far In The Closet You Can See Next Year's Christmas Presents" but he ran out of icing.

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Lily412's avatar

I had spicy tomato soup with pinto beans.

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