Via Our Place Restaurant/Facebook.Are you an aficionado of pointless, asinine lawsuits? We at Wonkette sure are! And boy, do we have a good one for you today. A Texas lawyer (two words you never want to see next to each other) by the name of Dwain Downing is
Has this asswipe not read Fed. R. Civ. Pro. 11? It's morons like this that make lawyers like me cringe. And get stabby. EDIT-> With votes, of course.
Don't forget fisting, and rimming, oh and amyl nitrate, used jockstraps, glory hole blow jobs, gimp masks, ky jelly jamming on your double ended dildo, top decking and . . . oh honey, the fun you're missin' out on.
You remember that Harvard guy who was suing a restaurant for something...not being cheap enough for him...help me wonks🙂
Perfect.
Bad thing happen when drums stop.
Nearly everybody gets that wrong. It's hard to remember that in Will's time, "law" was still a pretty radical idea.
What kind of soup was it?
I just like to be clear about stuff.
Maybe they should buy 100 cans of soup, as backup. I hear it's a thing.
Can i call pinkham's law?
I hope they hire the most expensive lawyers in Texas, have them file numerous motions, do the full discovery process and than ask for attorney fees.
Soup and civil rights, flip sides of the same coin! :/
Ben Edelman and the Chinese restaurant. That guy seemed nice.
Marriage is a sexual proclivity? Who knew?
Has this asswipe not read Fed. R. Civ. Pro. 11? It's morons like this that make lawyers like me cringe. And get stabby. EDIT-> With votes, of course.
Don't forget fisting, and rimming, oh and amyl nitrate, used jockstraps, glory hole blow jobs, gimp masks, ky jelly jamming on your double ended dildo, top decking and . . . oh honey, the fun you're missin' out on.
I once tried to get my baker to write, "Homophobics Are So Far In The Closet You Can See Next Year's Christmas Presents" but he ran out of icing.
Homeless!
I had spicy tomato soup with pinto beans.