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RogationDays's avatar

You remember that Harvard guy who was suing a restaurant for something...not being cheap enough for him...help me wonks🙂

bobbert's avatar

Bad thing happen when drums stop.

bobbert's avatar

Nearly everybody gets that wrong. It's hard to remember that in Will's time, "law" was still a pretty radical idea.

Dolmance's avatar

What kind of soup was it?

I just like to be clear about stuff.

Annie Towne's avatar

Maybe they should buy 100 cans of soup, as backup. I hear it's a thing.

someonerandom's avatar

Can i call pinkham's law?

Matthew Hawkins's avatar

I hope they hire the most expensive lawyers in Texas, have them file numerous motions, do the full discovery process and than ask for attorney fees.

BosGrl's avatar

Soup and civil rights, flip sides of the same coin! :/

BosGrl's avatar

Ben Edelman and the Chinese restaurant. That guy seemed nice.

BosGrl's avatar

Marriage is a sexual proclivity? Who knew?

jqheywood's avatar

Has this asswipe not read Fed. R. Civ. Pro. 11? It's morons like this that make lawyers like me cringe. And get stabby. EDIT-> With votes, of course.

PollyTishan's avatar

Don't forget fisting, and rimming, oh and amyl nitrate, used jockstraps, glory hole blow jobs, gimp masks, ky jelly jamming on your double ended dildo, top decking and . . . oh honey, the fun you're missin' out on.

PollyTishan's avatar

I once tried to get my baker to write, "Homophobics Are So Far In The Closet You Can See Next Year's Christmas Presents" but he ran out of icing.

Lily412's avatar

I had spicy tomato soup with pinto beans.