The angry lawyers at the law firm Steptoe & Johnson actually SUED the Dupont Circle hamburger shop Rogue States because the alleged smell of burning dead animal was wafting up from the restaurant into the firm's offices, making the lawyers sick and distracting them from doing whatever the remaining employed lawyers do with their billable hours. And they won: Rogue States is now closed.
This reminds me of a certain type of person who moves somewhere like the semi-rural area of SW VA where I live, because of the bucolic landscape, wide open spaces, rustic scenery, etc. After a few weeks, he/she discovers that those farms has stinky cows and loud chickens, and bitches constantly, sometimes tries to remedy the terrible burden via legal action, and so on. Meanwhile, everyone else is thinking "What the hell did you think a cow smelled like, Chanel #5?"
So, the anti-meat folks advertise on Wonkette -- I'm looking at you Jenna Jameson ... seriously, I'm looking at you on the intertubes -- and a D.C. burger place gets shut down by the invisible hand of a lawsuit. I guess there are no limits to our wonkette's powers.
Seriously?
It's a good thing for the lawyers that the only thing causing itching, watery eyes and nausea and headaches is burger fumes.
This reminds me of a certain type of person who moves somewhere like the semi-rural area of SW VA where I live, because of the bucolic landscape, wide open spaces, rustic scenery, etc. After a few weeks, he/she discovers that those farms has stinky cows and loud chickens, and bitches constantly, sometimes tries to remedy the terrible burden via legal action, and so on. Meanwhile, everyone else is thinking "What the hell did you think a cow smelled like, Chanel #5?"
<i>&quot;...the <strong>lawyer</strong> of grease...</i>
I suppose you meant &quot;layer of grease&quot;, but the sentence reads OK either way.
People don&#039;t seem to like the smell of food. And yet obesity rates keep rising.
So, the anti-meat folks advertise on Wonkette -- I&#039;m looking at you Jenna Jameson ... seriously, I&#039;m looking at you on the intertubes -- and a D.C. burger place gets shut down by the invisible hand of a lawsuit. I guess there are no limits to our wonkette&#039;s powers.