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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Now that is a damn good character arc!

chascates's avatar

Just run in a serpentine pattern to throw off their aim. Example: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2_w-QCWpS0">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

bobbert's avatar

The censorbot didn't like something in the extract I made from the Heitkamp link, so to paraphrase: She doesn't believe the polls because the polls showed her trailing in her Senate race by double digits.

It turns out that exactly one poll ever showed that, and all the others showed a very tight race, which she eventually won by, surprise, 3000 votes.

So, she isn't only a Blue Dog, she's a lying Blue Dog.

The Quirk's avatar

And don't be in the house w/ your homicidal spouse, or your own suicidal ass.

The Quirk's avatar

Teatards will do nicely.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Sadly, they happen here in Canada too. Just not so often.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

PsycWench: Check out "Marcel" from NC. The gun gave him away as a "student of psychology" so that was a waste of words by him. <a href="http://wonkette.com/513892/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/513892/alex-jones-will-help-y...">http://wonkette.com/513892/...

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ask the shooter to pull your finger. Kids and mass murderers love that joke.

Shypixel's avatar

What? No "Good Guy with a Gun" tip? Crappy list.

PsycWench's avatar

I'm surprised "Tell him he's not coming out of this alive so why not start with himself, and save time?" is not on the list. It's certainly crossed my mind after mass shootings.