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Let me get this right. As I pointed out here a few days ago, Republicans hate vaccines. So does IS.

We also know they believe that we should all live according to the God of Abraham. So does IS They think that only they know what this god wants, and any other religion is wrong. So does IS. They want women to stay at home and be obedient little wives. So does IS.

Has anyone thought to ask them. Is the Republican Party ACTUALLY Islamic State?

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What is this sexy time of what you speak?

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I always assumed it was because she's hideous. And not very good-looking, either.

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I was one of the few guys in HS typing class. Downside was that it was a "low level" course: even if you got an "A", they gave you 2.5 credits. (I got an A, and it dropped my fucking GPA.) Home Ec was the same... makes you wonder about the girls who didn't go to college, because their GPA wasn't quite as "good" as the guys who did get in.

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Cheer up: There was somebody running Katy's show who knew exactly how long the show was, how many different outfits she wore and changed, and words to all the music - - - and that person gets paid a shitload of money.

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And an armed society is a polite society. It all starts with the guns, see?

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It is possible that there are people out there who can't find their fucking fork unless it's in the "right" place. But why the hell do we need to cater to them?

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But a lot more blaming single mothers.

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did you make a birdhouse with your vajayjay or a gun rack?

asking for a friend...

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Ms. Storm Large has the final word on <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=fhF4lpbNUYw" target="_blank">what the fuck IS lady like. </a>

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<i> . . . girls should be taught how to eat, talk, walk, dress, converse on the telephone, and respond to adults with respect and poise.</i>

How could he leave out playing the pianoforte?

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I recently took an online "How ladylike Are You?" survey and I only scored 42%. I lost points for the fuckin' swearing. Jesus Christ.

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That's an awful lot of word-things, Dr. James Dobson, to say "Get off my lawn, ya damned kids!"

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