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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

I've already donated to her campaign

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If we had a Satanic Communist witch in the White House who could give us taco trucks on every corner, that would be awesome.

LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

still waiting for my taco trucks.

eddi-SABH's avatar

She has my vote.

Two local headlines (The Oregonian website) tell the tale of a busy and fruitful day.

23 hours ago: Kamala Harris fights to secure the Democratic presidential nod

3 Hours ago: Harris claims most of the delegates she needs for the nomination, sets new fundraising record

Ryan's avatar

Thanks Robyn. I feel halfway sane heading to work. Harris will clean his clock, with votes.

eddi-SABH's avatar

And right after a Democratic Congress impeaches, tries and convicts a couple of the Evil Six, the Court will reverse gears on Trump's godhood.

mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

jaaayzuuus, could ted cruz be any more of a hateful prick? 🙄

DemoCat's avatar

Can you blame him? He looks at that mangy, scraggly beard stuck to his unfortunate face everyday before going into the world to kiss the toes of the man who called his wife ugly. As that old song goes…there’s no hatred like self-hatred, like no hatred I know!

Joseph Finelli's avatar

I’m sure the MSM has no idea what to do with that

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

OK, now I need some "Satanic Communist Witch" wear with Kamala's eyes all glowy red

eddi-SABH's avatar

Dark Bradon's is her biggest fan.

Bel-Ami's avatar

This leftist agrees.

Hello Marion's avatar

The Luciferian Marxism is so easily seen I need only a 24-xeet thread to explain it!

Emil Muz's avatar

In September 1987, HST wrote this column "Wooing the degenerate vote". It was--surprisingly to me until I just pulled the book down-- just after a much less old HJB dropped out of the 88 campaign.

Presented for your perusal.

Maybe Marxist Satanic Witches are what the electorate wants now...

https://substack.com/profile/157153383-emil-muz/note/c-62934231

Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

I don't believe I know any Marxist, Satanic witches; but I do run in circles where if any were around, I'd likely bump into them. And what I can tell you is, ‘to see what can be, unburdened by what has been,’ is not especially esoteric and not all that close to being occult. Is he thinking of, As above, so below? And just how is it that James Lindsay, Anti-Communist, is up to date on what Satanic Marxist witches talk about anway?

eddi-SABH's avatar

He has no idea what the phrase means. So it has to be evil.

Sojourner44's avatar

The Republicans don't know whether to shit or go blind.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Well, they are now up to their necks in the former. All we need is for someone in the party to make waves. How about suggesting they replace JD with a real Republican woman? Like say.... Marjorie Taylor Greene? 😈 (I'm a still a bad hombre sez so on the label)

insolenthedgehog's avatar

I was frustrated by how quickly and consistently the donors got the knives out for Biden, and how enthusiastically the entire MSM gleefully joined in. Today, I'm excited by Kamala Harris and, naively, hope that Democrats continue to fall the fuck in line.

Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

While unseemly the lesson behind this is that the Democrats function as a party, and not some kind of cult of personality. Democracy is a messy business and full of emotions, but in the end it's way better than any of the alternatives. I don't ascribe any motivation to any of the major players in either camp but to work for what they felt was best for the country.

Unlike our other formerly political party.

insolenthedgehog's avatar

While generally I would agree, at this juncture I think that there is the potential for one of the best things about the Democratic Party, it's messy heterovocality, becoming the worst thing about the Democratic Party. I'm heartened by the fact that as of today and astounding number of public figures, organizations, and donations have backed Harris. I just don't want any continued factionalism causing a beaten and bruised nominee entering the general election.

Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

I too want the "coronation" (as bullshit as that term is) to go about smoothly. While there is a deep bench of fine people that can make a good POTUS, none of them are even remotely well-positioned as Kamala to pick up the standard and win this race.

Maybe's avatar

If Kamala Harris had witchy powers then I suspect a whole lot of Repubs would be hopping around going "Ribbit, ribbit."

Currently they are just slithering around (on 2 legs) and drooling.

Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

They're still in their tadpole stage.

Alternative Dog's avatar

"While I’d love to know how Lindsay determined this, I — for one — love a Satanic Communist witch."

As a card carrying member of The Satanic Temple, I support this message.

https://substack.com/@alternativedog/note/c-44070678?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2kpbm7