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chascates's avatar

What can you say about someone who wears red slippers, a bag ass hat, and a silk robe all day? I think he had a thing for his butler.

bobbert's avatar

No, Popes are celibate, not eunuchs.

bobbert's avatar

Feauxp?

Mardi Gras <i>is</i> tomorrow.

bobbert's avatar

Evil-looking white-haired guy in a dress.

Don't know about the other one.

bobbert's avatar

God already knows, natch.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Yes, because Lent is such a quiet, relaxing time in the Catholic church- practically a vacation period. It's the perfect time for the election and installation of a new pope!

SullivanSt's avatar

They love Nazi Popes, the Catholic League, and the USCCB, basically any Catholic who's all like "shut up about poverty let's only talk about how icky gays are and say "Nein! Nein! Nein!" to birth control"

SullivanSt's avatar

Just show 'em ThinkProgress' <a href="http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/politics\/2013\/02\/11\/1568171\/what-did-pope-benedict-do-anyway\/" target="_blank">list</a> of lefty things Ratzi said about the environment and economic distribution and Erick the Redneck will be calling him goatfucker by the end of the day.

SullivanSt's avatar

Not a child rapist, but #1 with child rapists.

schmannity's avatar

Martin Luther: Father of Catholic Snark.