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I drive my guests away Thursday afternoon by explaining how kids and lawns should not mix.

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This strata does not seem overly burdensome to make.

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Completely OT, but I think our fearless editor/grifter is making an honest man of her baby-daddy this weekend and those EBT cards don't buy as many crab legs as they used to. So why not, this holiday season, <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/clever-title-for-donations-page" target="_blank">give the gift of cash</a>? Cold, hard, easily spent cash?

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Bloody Maria, then, I hope.

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plus, they're indispensable for the honeymoon

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great read

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Elizabeth Lauten can go fuck herself- that dog whistle is so loud mine is howling in pain thousands of miles away. As to that whole "after hours of praying" bullshit, she can continue to go fuck herself. God doesn't forgive racist bullshit, deary, no matter how much you lie about your supposed conversation with him. Besides, everyone knows that apology only got posted because you realized what a PR disaster your first racist screed was and you decided keeping your job was more important than being a bigot on FaceDerp. Next time just call those girls sluts and uppity n*ggers like you really wanted to do and get it out of your system

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That, my friends is a fucking bitch. My jaw she dropped when I read the original post. Off to troll Facebook...

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Hey! Guess who she used to work for? America's favorite deadbeat dad, Joe Walsh! That's where she learned what class is! And it looks like she's scrubbed her FB page of basically everything. Guess that whole thing didn't work out so well, publicity-wise. Maybe she needs to talk to a publicity director- oh, wait... that's awkward.

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hard to believe she's the communications director

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This is an awesome recipe. I added some smoked turkey and jalapenos. Sharp cheddar made this da bomb.

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Leftover wonket recipes

Jeez, the boss goes and gets married and the whole place falls apart

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