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PsycWench's avatar

At first I thought this isn't so bad, spending money in the US generates a revenue stream, right? Oh, they aren't travelling to any of those states they feel so sorry for. Never mind.

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Mahousu's avatar

No, he would have hired a secretary for that. Except it would turn out she couldn't tweet.

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fuflans's avatar

it never occurred to me that i needed michael vartan's dog care tips.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Apparently when congress was told to tighten their belts they only thought of seat belts.

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Mahousu's avatar

Mecca, of course. He had to do it Richard Francis Burton style, though in this case because he <i>was</i> secretly Muslim, and not because he <i>wasn't</i>.

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jqheywood's avatar

You are old school!

Would Wilbur have tweeted his junk?

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