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Sep 13Liked by Martini Glambassador

I keep wondering if Wonkitty and Chococat are friends.

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Sep 13Liked by Martini Glambassador

That hed gif is making me hungry.

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Well, I was trying to drink my coffee while reading these comments, now I'm wearing it...Thank you?! 😋

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LOL!

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Sep 13Liked by Martini Glambassador

like

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Sep 13Liked by Martini Glambassador

There should be a Wonkitty plushie.

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I would buy one!

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Me too! She could sit right next to Simon's Cat.

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Sep 13Liked by Martini Glambassador

If linked to AI, 3D Wonkitty could end up running the whole show ...that is, if not eaten at a Springfield deliCATessen.

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Sep 13Liked by Martini Glambassador

Sassy wink!

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Sep 13Liked by Martini Glambassador

Wonkitty for the win!

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Sep 13Liked by Martini Glambassador

Wonkitty rocks.

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Sep 13Liked by Martini Glambassador

TOE BEANZ!

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Sep 13Liked by Martini Glambassador

Cute widdle Wonkette kitty.

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How many times do you suppose someone on-air has wanted to say "WUFT" but not quite gotten the order of the letters right?

How many times do you think it was (*wink, wink*) "just a slip of the tongue"?

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"USA Today talked to experts and they claim that Trump threatening to lock up all his opponents is bad, actually!"

Whew, good thing Trump never reads USA Today! The Mar A Lago kitchens must be really running low on ketchup to throw at the walls by now.

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I called my Senator (the one who isn't Sherrod Brown) to demand that he do something about all the violence and threats his lies have caused in Springfield, Ohio.

His voice mailbox is full.

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“Republicans attacking me are simply jealous that they were not on the plane with President Trump,” she said. “That’s what it all boils down to.”

Six years ago: "They're Just Jealous Because I Got Big Tits & An Ashkenazi IQ"

https://www.bitchute.com/video/hDjaHtsCUxBW/

https://x.com/nkulw/status/1644400979003994113

https://x.com/EvilKeaton/status/1834441872942436452

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Will start looking for it at my local supermarket here in PA. Bet I'll probably wind up up on some local "watch list" for buying it. Though I'm probably on one anyway, since my car has NY tags.

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Will this Kamala's Coconut Jubilee ice cream be available soon in states that are not considered swing states? Asking for a friend

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Hey all my former students who are now 20-something Gen Zs, one more lesson: “dance with the one that brung ya.” If your *completely* copy-pasted papers in 2012 count for anything, you all owe Wikipedia at least 100 dollars. I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

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For MTG: only love can break your heart. 😭

https://youtu.be/364qY0Oz-xs?si=571GX0f024H0PdXR

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God I love where I work. Just spoke with my peer who has a Doctorate

"Thesis: Computational Prediction of Human Protein-Protein Interactions"

She's fucking awesome. Working with people this good is a pleasure.

My thesis: Virtual Reality Representation of CT and MRI Scans for Maxillofacial Reconstruction

We ain't fucking around here.

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Aurora CO mayor and police chief report crimes committed by Venezuelan gang members were AGAINST THE MIGRANT COMMUNITY. Sorry for yelling.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/09/12/aurora-colorado-venezuelan-gang-stories-debunked/75190566007/

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Yell again! We should all be yelling.

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Taylor Swift Election News (fr. HuffPo):

Trump Campaign Selling ‘Era Shirt’ For ‘Swifties’ After Losing Taylor Swift Endorsement

"The Trump campaign has released knock-offs of shirts from Taylor Swift's Eras Tour, after losing the pop superstar’s endorsement this week.

The so-called “Trump Era” shirt features a colorful photo collage of Trump, resembling ones sold on Swift’s Eras Tour that feature photos of the singer.

“Calling all Swifties for Trump,” the official X account for the Trump campaign posted Thursday with a link to the shirts. The shirts were listed for $36 on the official Trump-Vance online store."

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Taylor Swift-Inspired Billboards Roll Out For Harris

"The Democratic National Committee has unveiled new billboards that appear to capitalize on Taylor Swift’s recent endorsement of the vice president.

The billboards featuring phrases from Swift’s discography are set to appear in New York’s Times Square and Las Vegas starting today, People reported.

“We’re in our Kamala era,” one sign reads, giving a nod to Swift’s Eras Tour.

“A new way forward … ready for it?” another reads, in a reference to Swift’s song “…Ready For It?”"

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The mention of possibly disenfranchising the NC overseas military from the election just made my blood pressure spike. Delaying early voting is one thing, but tanking the schedule for overseas military is some serious fodder for a federal lawsuit. Fuck my state's Supreme Court.

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Republicans "supporting the troops?"

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Glad it's raining today even though it's narrowing my window to shape up the yard for my housewarming party tomorrow. Forecast says it'll be clear then, so yah, get it out of your system, sky!

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We keep a little plastic tub of cat treats on the counter, because there's no point in putting it away. At the end of the evening, we give Gordie and Frankie "double treats" in order to get them in off the glassed in porch and make sure all kittens are presented and accounted for before we go to bed. Last night, someone (me) inadvertently left the lid off the plastic tub.

Gordie is now recovering from a serious binge. The plastic tub is empty. Poor Frankie never goes up on the counter.

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this is my favorite story this week.

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If I was in charge of NC ballots I'd tell the NC $CROTUS to pound sand.

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I'd tell SCROTUS to pound their sand irregardless.

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