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fuflans's avatar

i miss spike.

and evil willow.

that is all.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

When I read that I couldn't help but imagine him kneeling on a mat, gasping and tapping out while a bunch of hot guys jacked off all over him.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Subaru-driving?

Around here they all drive old pickup trucks that look like they have actually been used in a work context at some point, to haul something besides their owners' backsides. This is in stark contrast to the trucks that the men drive.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Hey, those "Da Hoppah" commercials are FUNNY!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Poor thing. Please keep her in quarantine so that she doesn't transmit the dreaded disease of open-mindedness to the other children.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Louis CK is a boundless source of sound parenting advice. He's the Dr. Spock of our time.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Yeah, but the most transgressive part is being really successful in an industry while possessing a uterus.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

RR is mah homegurl from just up the road!

To answer your question: jerbs! Not running away, running to!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"... and what's going on with those two guys on Modern Family?"

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Lefty Mark's avatar

If we fail to ban it then it means that we are oppressing them because of their religious beliefs.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"OK, I get it -- the law says that they are allowed to be gheigh and there is nothing that we can do about that. But do they have to be gheigh in public? Right in front of the children?"

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Shypixel's avatar

Kudos for looking it up. I was lazy and just paraphrased.

Great line though.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Tony Robbins libul!!1!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

soylent brown

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I usually carry it down to the ballroom and give it to the hotel overnight security guy, by the end of his shift he's so bored he'll actually read it

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