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Stop calling them "extra rights". They are the SAME FUCKING RIGHTS you enjoy, douchenozzle.

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Most pedophiles are like you .... white, older men who can't get any pooty. Their wives aren't satisfied by their ineffectual sex, and so no longer put out. These men end up prowling the malls and the parks.

Sound familiar? Might take a gander in the mirror and see if you fit the pedophile profile. (My guess is "yes")

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Great point. I don't get it either, especially because men's and women's bathrooms aren't something that's regulated by law anywhere, as far as I know. (Genuinely curious if it is somewhere, though!)

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Gee, they sound like fanatic Muslims. Good thing I'm on the internet and they can't shoot me for saying something so politically incorrect.

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Has there been even one documented case of a man going into a women's bathroom and pretending to be transgender? Even one? Or are these claims a product of a feverish, bigoted imagination?

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Being educated and knowledgeable about a topic will do that. You, on the other hand, are neither educated nor knowledgeable on much of anything.

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"An educated citizenry is a vital requisite for our survival as a free people." -- Thomas Jefferson

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He is sort of entertaining in a dumbass sort of way .... kind of like a cat toying with a caught mouse.

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Uh, Mayor Parker is finishing here THIRD term as Mayor and ninth term as a city-wide elected official. She was an at-large City Council Member and then Comptroller before being elected Mayor.

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Blacklisted, but comment left up for amusement purposes. Also, please add Billy Madison clip about everyone being made stupider for having been exposed to this.

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Straight (as it were) out of the Lee Atwater playbook as further refined by Karl Rove.

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I was almost ready to agree but there aren't enough umlauts to completely convince me.

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Well i saw it happen on a "USA Up All Night" movie, so it MUST be true!

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That's the downside to being a total slimeball: You think everyone is as perverted as you are.

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What's so perverted about a woman enjoying the sight of a penis? It's perfectly normal behavior, if you ask me. Men enjoy looking at women's breasts, and women enjoy looking back at certain things. Looking isn't touching.

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