Same old story. Go on Hawaiian vacation, go to grocery store with lesbian lover lady, research various melons (the produce kind, not each other's), kiss lesbian lover on cheek, end up in jail for a couple days for allegedly assaulting a policeman, get trapped in Hawaii for months. Wait, what?
... at which point, the Consulate would say "sorry, we can't help you." I'm not sure what they do exactly, but my experience with them is they really don't do much for the citizens that pay their (handsome) salary.
What?!? How dare they spray their nasty defective man-hatin' gay lady estrogen all over paradise. Probably left a sticky sapphic sheen all over the store's products and customers. Ew. Clean up in aisle 69 please...
What a fuckin' tragedy. Some people just can't handle the gaying around, especially if it forces them to see and feel some repressed queerness within themselves. They go ape shit and hurt/kill innocent people. I hope they sue him out of his closet.
If they had just done everything the officer told them to do, this wouldn't have happened to them. Oh wait, they did do everything they were told to do...hrm, guess that narrative is out now. What will they come up with to replace it...
It's in our job description. Did you miss the "nasty vile snark mob" bit? We have statues of Poe. Altars. Right over by the pile of FSM colanders and the attractive Baphomet statue and vending machine those nice people at the Satanic Temple left us.
... at which point, the Consulate would say "sorry, we can't help you." I'm not sure what they do exactly, but my experience with them is they really don't do much for the citizens that pay their (handsome) salary.
What?!? How dare they spray their nasty defective man-hatin' gay lady estrogen all over paradise. Probably left a sticky sapphic sheen all over the store's products and customers. Ew. Clean up in aisle 69 please...
What a fuckin' tragedy. Some people just can't handle the gaying around, especially if it forces them to see and feel some repressed queerness within themselves. They go ape shit and hurt/kill innocent people. I hope they sue him out of his closet.
If they had just done everything the officer told them to do, this wouldn't have happened to them. Oh wait, they did do everything they were told to do...hrm, guess that narrative is out now. What will they come up with to replace it...
You know what they say, Usenet or lose it.
BENGHLEZZI!!!!♀♥♀!!!11!!!11!
It's in our job description. Did you miss the "nasty vile snark mob" bit? We have statues of Poe. Altars. Right over by the pile of FSM colanders and the attractive Baphomet statue and vending machine those nice people at the Satanic Temple left us.
Pinche gringos.
=D
I do love it here.
It's possible everybody was just too drunk.
More X-Files, this one.
lol
In that case, today tomorrow, we are all Baphomet.
Fucking Duggars.
https://xkcd.com/1235/
Oops. My bad. Just trying something, and then it wouldn't let me delete it. *blushes*