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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

Warning: Not covered under warranty. https://i.imgflip.com/1t6by...

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CafeenMan's avatar

The White House takes the political opinions of 9 year-olds seriously. But to the Trump Administration, a 9 year-old is a big kid.

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CafeenMan's avatar

Maybe not a moron but had the bad luck to have right wing, home-schooling parents.

He can probably take a 9 mm, AR-15 and 50 cal. apart and reassembly them blind-folded in under 60 seconds.

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WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

In mid 2005, my then 6 year old took it upon herself to write a letter to W; it was much neater and all words were properly spelled. She wrote: Mr. Bush, I'm sorry for voting for you at my school.*I don't think you are very nice.You make my mommy upset all the time.

She signed it, added our address and asked me to mail it to him. She received a response- a letter telling her how important education is and encouraging her to do well in school; they also enclosed an 8x10 photo of W.

*she said she asked for help with voting and was told to vote for W.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

And John Barron's son. Or John Miller's? I've lost track of Trump Under Cover.

The idea that Sarah Huckabee reads to him at nine-year-old's reading level is....so interesting.

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John Barron's still OK to pick on, though. At least,I assume so. That nasty piece of work has things to answer for.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

On-sight pity reflex. Immediately invalidated upon learning that we unpretty people don't have to work harder, if we have the right genes.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

No kidding!

Needs more goat yoga.

https://m.youtube.com/chann...

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Regret's avatar

I'm really curious as to why your cats look so surprised.What are you wearing?!

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gffish's avatar

The explanation for that poorly-written letter by Pickle Boy is that he attends one of those for-profit charter schools that Betsy DeVos likes so much.

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Regret's avatar

Keep taking it orally, and the health risks are limited.http://www.badscience.net/2...

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gffish's avatar

I don't think so. I've known many young Koreans, and they are all much more intelligent than "Dylan."

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gffish's avatar

If Sarah's daddy didn't write it, I bet her dog-torturing-and-murdering brother did.

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BadKitty904's avatar

That's one word for it.

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AndreWaters20's avatar

Kids who experience abusive environments develop hyper-vigilance, and the ability to spot danger, to an extent. It's a survival skill.

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