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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Financial reporters" talk to stockholders, pretty much by definition, so I'd not get too bent out of shape here. Let's see how Faux, and actual news organizations, choose to cover the story.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They <u>are</u> "Independent" -- from the real world.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Federal money to executives = capitalism. Federal money to anyone else = socialism.

Can't make it any simpler than that.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah .... the 99% are free of the million bucks that might otherwise have been put into their pockets.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Might be fun to go there and open up the Citadel <strike>Federal</strike> Credit Union ... without telling them exactly how it works.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's only class warfare if the victims start to fight it. Up to that point, it's just business.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

2,000 years and counting.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's a given. Also a given that Fox won't mention Pandit the Bandit's stock options, whose (taxable at 15%) value just jumped up nicely. (In time for his Christmas shopping, if you're looking for the bright side.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's called a reverse split. Keeps the stock from selling at ten cents a share, which is just embarassing (and violates stock exchange rules.) Could be worse - the money could be in a Citi "savings" account, in which case the interest would be less than the postage stamp needed to tell you about it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'd be very surprised if we learn about it.

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diogenez's avatar

Freedom and the wisdom of the market - gotta love it. Well, I guess those fired people are now free to watch shitty daytime teevee.

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fuflans's avatar

'all things considered' covered tommy chong's (high!) thought's dope before they got around to this story.

priorities i guess.

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PubOption's avatar

Did anyone else see an ad about socialist mass transit systems before the Citibank job cuts video?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

4,000 people, say $100,000 per person (what with white collar urban salaries and benefits), so $400 million saved. That's enough to buy two CEOs, people! Huge savings!!!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

True enough ... so long as their "shops" sell Ferrari, Rolex, and Chateau Petrus.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

A bright spot here is that all those Citibank alumni will be paying less taxes next year! Nobody likes to pay taxes!

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