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FeloniousMonk's avatar

It's a day late, but thanks for introducing me to Nightingale The Robber.

Mojo's avatar

WRONG, Rarity4Lyfe

Johnny Pez's avatar

I hope I never have a soul so dead that I won't post youtube videos of My Little Pony.

Teto85's avatar

You misspelled Rainbow Dash.

Teto85's avatar

Pinkie is Canadian. Rarity is the American voice actress of that cast.

Duxburian's avatar

One of the great things about republicans is how they internalize their greatest failures and reference them when they're making jokes.

"Mission accomplished".

Indeed.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

And furthermore, he gets PAID to do it. What a world!

doktorzoom's avatar

Now that's just silly. Everyone knows it's Lyra who's obsessed with hands...

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Sweet holy Jesus on a jet ski, did he really manage to work in "Mission Accomplished?" The best line he has is the failed catchphrase of a failed president who happens to be his brother? Step aside, Trump, I'm ready to start personally bullying Jeb! myself.

RickyG's avatar

I see you are aware of all internet traditions. Good show!

anwisok's avatar

Breaking news! or not.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'll contribute to Right to Rise if they'll start doing commercials showing Marco Rubio doing nothing but drinking water and walking around in his Nancy boy boots. I'll double my donation if they show him dancing in his boots while drinking a glass of water.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Jeb, nobody here is going to vote for you! Give up, already, you're NOT going to win this thing. You're not even going to come in 4th.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

If you look closely, there's a billionaires hand up his ass.