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This is his problem.

Dude needs therapy to come to terms w/his actual desires

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You wanna bet?

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😁

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They actively told him no.

Like people need YET ANOTHER clue that the autocrat brats refuse to negotiate in good faith.

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If Michael Knowles equates a female in a swimsuit with sexual desire, how does he react when he's around a kiddie splash pad?

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There was some CNN article that said almost the same thing except tried to insinuate that Martha was now setting a Bad Standard For Women or some such

And I was all...am I the only person in this country who looks at another person and does not instantly think of "Bang or not to bang?" Can't we appreciate the woman has succeeded at life, and looks happy- truly happy? Does it always have to be about fuckin?

Boggles my mind. Especially that the Right, which is Pure and Christian, are usually the ones so on about everything being about sex

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Here's some wildly stupid and completely unrequested advice that is guaranteed to make things worse: Have you considered completely lowering your standards? Just go into every seedy bar you can find, get everyone including yourself drunk, and tell every single person in that bar "I want someone to fuck me silly!".

It is 100% guaranteed to work eventually, and 99.9% guaranteed to lead to shame.

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I want to congratulate the photographer, draping that yellow jacket over her right boob so it just covers the swimsuit is a genius move. It gives the impression that her boob is not actually inside the swimsuit. It tantalizes with a potentially uncovered nipple while covering the nipple twice!

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Not a big fan of Ms. Stewart's...

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Dems might make that message louder and clearer, too. Also.

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That's how Jeffrey Epstein made his bones, back in the day.

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Knowles. As in nobody knowles of him.

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Donald J. "Your Favorite President, Me" Trump is awesome. Very bigly guys tell hm so with tears in their eyes, as well as very bigly lissom gals from foreign espionage services who just happen to be wandering around Mar a Lago say so and why was he not on the cover of Sports Illustrated like Abraham Lincoln?

Very nasty and very unfair!

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Holy shit Tucker Max, there's a blast from the past. I hope that guy has a miserable 50th birthday sometime soon/recently - he's the kind of dude that must hate getting old. That was the first and last time I took a book suggestion from my LAX-bro coworker. On the other hand, can you imagine a world where the misogynist dickheads read a book? 2008 is so long ago.

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Martha Stewart can do any damn thing she wants because of her pie-crust recipe.Makes the process almost trivial.https://www.marthastewart.c...

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