Doesn't he look like someone is playing him on SNL? Rick Perry has been chosen by President-elect Donald Trump to head the Department of Energy! This is hilarious because Rick Perry is not only quite dumb, but you know that famous "oops" moment (which, honestly, could have happened to anyone)? Yeah, that was when he was talking about the three departments he would ax murder to death if he were our dumb sexy daddy president, and "Energy" was the one he couldn't even remember!
it should be noted that Rick Perry does deserve a lot of credit for TX being one of the leading states in wind production (though, percentage wise, it's a relatively small portion of the market compared to IA's 30%). and he got Cs in animal husbandry.
I do, however, suspect that he may decide to change the name of the department to the "Department of Railroads" because: TX History!!! which would be really annoying.
The trolls who advise him have enough low cunning to suggest a pick that pokes a stick in the eye of environmentalists (i.e. people who want the species to survive. And other species also too.)
Squirrel! (One day I'm going to find an injured squirrel to nurse back to health and have as a pet because I would never steal a wild one and imprison it, but man I really want a squirrel. TMYK)
I was told there would be no math.
Didn't we officially change that to "Wonky-Woos"?
Just don't press that button over there. Or this one. Or those there. And really, really be sure not to pull that lever.
Upside to Pence being moved to Numero Uno early on? The Twenty Second Amendment.
it should be noted that Rick Perry does deserve a lot of credit for TX being one of the leading states in wind production (though, percentage wise, it's a relatively small portion of the market compared to IA's 30%). and he got Cs in animal husbandry.
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I do, however, suspect that he may decide to change the name of the department to the "Department of Railroads" because: TX History!!! which would be really annoying.
He can do a lot of damage in the time allotted to him.Our only hope is the the DJT brings down everyone around him an orgy of cataclysmic failure.
And one that is "A Fox in charge of the Department of Henhouses".
Isn't it time we started a Wonkepedia?
STOP!!!
That's no way to kill cucarachas...http://img.wonkette.com/wp-...
As of late, the News Media has adopted the phrase "it would not bewithout irony that we point out __________"
The trolls who advise him have enough low cunning to suggest a pick that pokes a stick in the eye of environmentalists (i.e. people who want the species to survive. And other species also too.)
Squirrel! (One day I'm going to find an injured squirrel to nurse back to health and have as a pet because I would never steal a wild one and imprison it, but man I really want a squirrel. TMYK)
Needz moar Tom deLay https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
If it's illustrated by Tom of Finland, I'll take two, please!
Is this the railroad you speak of? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Don't worry. When Scott Pruitt takes over the EPA I'm sure he'll lift that bothersome ban on DDT.