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theCryptofishist's avatar

I was told there would be no math.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Didn't we officially change that to "Wonky-Woos"?

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Just don't press that button over there. Or this one. Or those there. And really, really be sure not to pull that lever.

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Historicat's avatar

Upside to Pence being moved to Numero Uno early on? The Twenty Second Amendment.

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

it should be noted that Rick Perry does deserve a lot of credit for TX being one of the leading states in wind production (though, percentage wise, it's a relatively small portion of the market compared to IA's 30%). and he got Cs in animal husbandry.

http://www.dallasnews.com/n...

I do, however, suspect that he may decide to change the name of the department to the "Department of Railroads" because: TX History!!! which would be really annoying.

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Major_Major_Major's avatar

He can do a lot of damage in the time allotted to him.Our only hope is the the DJT brings down everyone around him an orgy of cataclysmic failure.

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

And one that is "A Fox in charge of the Department of Henhouses".

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Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

Isn't it time we started a Wonkepedia?

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DahBoner's avatar

STOP!!!

That's no way to kill cucarachas...http://img.wonkette.com/wp-...

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

As of late, the News Media has adopted the phrase "it would not bewithout irony that we point out __________"

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mailman27's avatar

The trolls who advise him have enough low cunning to suggest a pick that pokes a stick in the eye of environmentalists (i.e. people who want the species to survive. And other species also too.)

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Resistance Fighter MausFeet's avatar

Squirrel! (One day I'm going to find an injured squirrel to nurse back to health and have as a pet because I would never steal a wild one and imprison it, but man I really want a squirrel. TMYK)

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

If it's illustrated by Tom of Finland, I'll take two, please!

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Is this the railroad you speak of? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Don't worry. When Scott Pruitt takes over the EPA I'm sure he'll lift that bothersome ban on DDT.

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