Let Us Celebrate Mitt & Ann Romney On Their 582nd Anniversary!
Ooh, this sounds hot -- a love letter that should've been posted on a GeoCities sex story forum but instead made its way to MittRomney.com. Everyone take your laptop to the bathroom and lock that door, post haste.
Oh, it's not even on RedTube? Fuck this, but whatever:
Congratulations on 43 years of marriage, you two! May there be another 43 years, even though 86 years would be kind of nuts.
[ Mitt Romney ]
Wait....whut?
Charlene Tilton hosted the SNL where Charles Rocket said "fuck" on February 21, 1981. Charles Rocket killed himself October 7, 2005. Also on October 7, 2005, C.R.E.W. announced Rick Santorum was one of the 13 most corrupt members of Congress.
COINCIDENCE????