Ooh, this sounds hot -- a love letter that should've been posted on a GeoCities sex story forum but instead made its way to MittRomney.com. Everyone take your laptop to the bathroom and lock that door, post haste. Oh, it's not even on RedTube? Fuck this, but whatever:
Charlene Tilton hosted the SNL where Charles Rocket said "fuck" on February 21, 1981. Charles Rocket killed himself October 7, 2005. Also on October 7, 2005, C.R.E.W. announced Rick Santorum was one of the 13 most corrupt members of Congress.
Charlene Tilton was in Superhero Movie with Keith David who was in Novocaine with Kevin Bacon who was in Mystic River with Tim Robbins who was in Fraternity Vacation with Charles Rocket.
Years ago, somebody on this very website, when similarly provoked, wrote "That was so heartwarming. Because my barf passed my heart on the way up." That comment made me the Wonketteer I am today.
Wait....whut?
Charlene Tilton hosted the SNL where Charles Rocket said "fuck" on February 21, 1981. Charles Rocket killed himself October 7, 2005. Also on October 7, 2005, C.R.E.W. announced Rick Santorum was one of the 13 most corrupt members of Congress.
COINCIDENCE????
Charlene Tilton was in Superhero Movie with Keith David who was in Novocaine with Kevin Bacon who was in Mystic River with Tim Robbins who was in Fraternity Vacation with Charles Rocket.
The spirit at the Hotel California?
Years ago, somebody on this very website, when similarly provoked, wrote "That was so heartwarming. Because my barf passed my heart on the way up." That comment made me the Wonketteer I am today.
That's why you can't circumcise a Republican; there's no end to those pricks.
When Mitt gets his planet and they all live happily ever after.
For the rest of us, if we're lucky, it ends in November.
But it was Joseph Smith who saw things we people wouldn't believe...
Near as I can tell, they get to do the laundry and the dishes, for eternity. Around here, we call it "Hell".
<em>Lucky!!!!</em>