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TundraGrifter's avatar

AR:

You convinced me! Gussie has the soul of a poet. Pongo has the soul (sole?) of a newt.

I just finished a wonderful collection of Damon Runyon short stories. In many ways he's the American (or, at least, the New York/Broadway "in the Forties" Wodehouse). Although Runyon is more more into the last sentence O. Henry plot twist. And nobody, no body, can use the English language or mix a lighter word meringue than Plum.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Save America as in "take back." Take back as in repossess - the ChiComs want their money back.

Like that there.

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

But he wishes he was Roderick Spode.

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p:

I would like to be Psmith. Although Gally is tough to beat. So is Jeeves, for that matter. But I think I'd still go with Psmith.

As for that young lady, that's not a bad sign. That's a deal killer. There is nothing - nothing - including boobs, great legs, eyes you could swim laps in, a beautiful face, nothing as sexy as a great sense of humor and a warm smile.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Don't shop when you're hungry. And try to get to a restaurant supply or outlet store if you can.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

After a sense of humor comes brains - an intelligent woman is very sexy. Then character - a strong woman, self-confident but not self-absorbed.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

the problem is, he does it against their will. (Shiver.)

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Hell. Dubya had a <a href="http:\/\/files.abovetopsecret.com\/uploads\/ats49832_story.jpg" target="_blank">direct line to his handlers in that one debate</a>, and he still couldn't sound smart.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I thought he was unfeeding them?

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Charlie Brown, that you?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Oh, so <em>that's</em> why his budget only told people who weren't on Medicare yet they were fucked and should please go die now.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I'm suspecting that she's in Shere Hite's 12%.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Some of Mittens' best friends own America's Cup yachts.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Mitt could almost make a good salesman for sleeping pills, except he'd obviate the need for them.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

CS:

That doesn't mean you didn't think it up. It just means somebody else thought it up first.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

When will we quit being so selfish and unreasonable? The campaign should've been suspended when Rmoney collected enough delegates. It's His Time.

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