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I have a feeling this was planned.

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Wait: They said it takes their writers 2 hours to make an article, and they want 5 articles a day... that's 10 hours a day. For $10 an hour.

I guess they're aiming for literate, not numerate.

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Wow, this looks easy. So, all it requires is cutting and pasting from a Clinton campaign press release or from one of Hillary's stump speeches and then summarizing it by turning it around and claiming that it says exactly the opposite of what the quote actually says, tacking on some boilerplate sentences of outrage, hitting "submit" and then watching the checks roll in? No pesky analysis, no context, no actual thought, nothing extra like that? Piece of cake.

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Except that flipping burgers is an honest job that doesn't cost you your soul.

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DON'T KILL THE MAGIC HATERZ!

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It's half tempting to send them articles for the sheer irony of grifting their grift. But I've never believed that eye for an eye would help us see a better future.

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So you've never worked fast apparently.

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You should be happy for Trump's candidacy, I almost forgot how embarrassing Texas was.

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The racist kind. The ones that think they can build a Hitler-like movement on hatred of others. Hitler used it as a tool, they use it as their inspiration. The simple logical fallacy being that somehow being a rube automatically qualifies you for grifting.

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The only way to make this work: write 100 100 word paragraphs that stand on their own; then cut and paste 10 of them with random tweets and pics.

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Well, it has been 40 years. Still, I get your point. And yet I stand by mine: having your soul crushed by petty tyrants while doing menial labor is still better than lying for a living.

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There was, once. They beat him up. Homo.

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Send in the Clones.

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'Hillary is appeasing to blacks for votes...'Yeah, I can see how concerned they are about 'solid competency.'

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