Wow, Constitution Day is already here? Looks like the holiday season that began last week with 9/11 is nearly over and we all will have to go back to work soon. So what do we do on Constitution Day? BLASPHEME! This holiday was created in 2004 when the late Robert Byrd stuck it into a spending bill and nobody cared. That funding bill mandates schools that receive federal funds to teach children on this day how to have safe sex with a copy of the Constitution. For further clarification, Orrin Hatch
Celebrating Constitution Day where I teach consists of me getting an article in my mailbox with a note that says "tomorrow is Constitution Day, read this to your homeroom".
Obama celebrates it by appointing Elizabeth Warren (finally) to temporarily head the Consumer Protection Agency. The GOP is outraged because she might actually say something bad against Wall Street.
Roll them all you want...but the only time K-Lo gets wet is when she thinks about Jesus...but then she feels so guilty that she has to scourge herself.
Which, coincidentally, also gets her wet. Maybe you should get the flour.
Celebrating Constitution Day where I teach consists of me getting an article in my mailbox with a note that says "tomorrow is Constitution Day, read this to your homeroom".
I just got an image of K-Lo with Klingon forehead ridges.
Obama celebrates it by appointing Elizabeth Warren (finally) to temporarily head the Consumer Protection Agency. The GOP is outraged because she might actually say something bad against Wall Street.
Roll them all you want...but the only time K-Lo gets wet is when she thinks about Jesus...but then she feels so guilty that she has to scourge herself.
Which, coincidentally, also gets her wet. Maybe you should get the flour.
I refudiate this interpretation! You misunderestimate Reich Wing morans! Oh wait, no you don't.