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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

I think Lindell's defense attorney should try a claim that is tried, true, and appropriate for is client:

Insanity.

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zb23's avatar

“How do you guys sleep at night? You obviously don’t have a MyPillow! That’s a fact!”

surely they sleep at night because they do NOT have a lumpy-ass MyPillow? weird self-own.

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Coleman's avatar

that's his new nickname---Lumpy Lindell

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DSLinDC 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

I'll just file this one under, "Good examples of why smoking metric fuck tons of crack is a bad idea."

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

Seie, 366 Antifa members actually purchased My Pillows just so they could write "lumpy pillow" reviews and make it seem harsher by being verified purchasers. They probably returned the lumpy pillows -- which are in no way lumpy! -- after writing those reviews.

They're sneaky like that.

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kasteel1's avatar

He's a class act.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

You misspelled "ass crack."

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Rick's avatar

They’re all gonna laugh at him.

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

Was this guy born like this? Or was he beaten about the head with a rubber basketball shoe?

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pstokk's avatar

Dominion is making Lindell take his lumps.

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Rocket Cat's avatar

So, this morning my cat thought my kitchen window garden was stupid, and I just agree with whatever he says because battered person syndrome or whatevs. Goodbye kitchen garden. Now there is so much dirt in the miniblinds, le sigh.

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Dick Fritter's avatar

When Rethug enablers tell you who they are, listen!

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Russell Jones's avatar

"when you say lumpy pillows, now you’re an asshole! You got that?"

I've been bitching about lumpy pillows all my life, which means I've been an asshole much longer than I suspected!

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Coleman's avatar

that apparently was the last straw for Lindell

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Garbage man sells garbage pillows. News at 11.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Death toll in Morocco quake now at minimum 2,000.

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-africa-66765971

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

God what a freak.

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Russell Jones's avatar

Doing a lot of booger sugar and meting out lot of domestic violence jacks a fella's mind up, or so I'm told.

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KayinLa's avatar

Lindell had a giant sale going on at the Minnesota state fair. Everything was $5. There were pillowcases with bible verses on them for kids! My sister and thought getting on would be a good joke but couldn't make ourselves cross the thresh hold of the place. Later she told me we had the same icky face as we walked away. Good times! Oh almost forgot-he had full page ads in the morning Star-Trib everyday advertising all his crap.

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