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As a retail peon who has to work HARDER this weekend, fuck alla yez.

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Ugh, got some kind of Labor Day Sale going on? You have my sympathy.

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Ditto AFT.

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Here in my corner of west Tejas, May Day is celebrated with gusto by the 2/3 majority 'minority'. Always brings some go-rounds between dopey inflexible administrators and the parents who would like their children to be with their families rather than in the classroom, learning what a troublemaker Cesar Chavez was. I'm only joking a liitle bit : /

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I'm pretty sure slaves are not allowed to unionize...

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Well now I feel guilty. Booze will cure me tho.

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Be sure to bring socks and underwear. we only provide beer and weed.

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i hope you don't work in a mattress store.

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i would totally buy and wear that t shirt.

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jesus. this right to work is a cancer.

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i belong to 3 unions. i think i am entitled to 3 times 3 days of drinking right?

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Yeah, the great hypocrisy of labor day weekend, those that labor the hardest don't get one so that upper middle class people can go away on a three day bender and have smallfolk serve them

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Really? Are you fucking kidding me?

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I know. I'm almost -- ALMOST -- sorry I didn't take the job at the post office, but my mother worked for USPS for much of her life, and I knew what a horrible workplace it was before I ever read Bukowski. If I had, I'd be retiring in a few years, instead of struggling as I am. I'm not complaining, I just never thought my skills wouldn't be enough to get me hired.

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Hmmm....persistent spambot this is.

Fang, fetch...the comfy chair!

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I'm not supposed to drink and haven't for nearly a year. Yesterday was a bitch and I bought a 1.75 liter of old white man booze (Jim Beam). I'll drink a coupla shots in your name. Just as a side remark, i've known several chemo patients that would slug down booze while they were getting chemo. Maybe they were just beyond the point of caring. Live long and prosper.

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