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The Quirk's avatar

As a retail peon who has to work HARDER this weekend, fuck alla yez.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

Ugh, got some kind of Labor Day Sale going on? You have my sympathy.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

Here in my corner of west Tejas, May Day is celebrated with gusto by the 2/3 majority 'minority'. Always brings some go-rounds between dopey inflexible administrators and the parents who would like their children to be with their families rather than in the classroom, learning what a troublemaker Cesar Chavez was. I'm only joking a liitle bit : /

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

I'm pretty sure slaves are not allowed to unionize...

14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

Well now I feel guilty. Booze will cure me tho.

Joseph's avatar

Be sure to bring socks and underwear. we only provide beer and weed.

fuflans's avatar

i hope you don't work in a mattress store.

fuflans's avatar

i would totally buy and wear that t shirt.

fuflans's avatar

jesus. this right to work is a cancer.

fuflans's avatar

i belong to 3 unions. i think i am entitled to 3 times 3 days of drinking right?

Julia Oceania's avatar

Yeah, the great hypocrisy of labor day weekend, those that labor the hardest don't get one so that upper middle class people can go away on a three day bender and have smallfolk serve them

stevola's avatar

Really? Are you fucking kidding me?

Zyxomma's avatar

I know. I'm almost -- ALMOST -- sorry I didn't take the job at the post office, but my mother worked for USPS for much of her life, and I knew what a horrible workplace it was before I ever read Bukowski. If I had, I'd be retiring in a few years, instead of struggling as I am. I'm not complaining, I just never thought my skills wouldn't be enough to get me hired.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Hmmm....persistent spambot this is.

Fang, fetch...the comfy chair!

blaid droog's avatar

I'm not supposed to drink and haven't for nearly a year. Yesterday was a bitch and I bought a 1.75 liter of old white man booze (Jim Beam). I'll drink a coupla shots in your name. Just as a side remark, i've known several chemo patients that would slug down booze while they were getting chemo. Maybe they were just beyond the point of caring. Live long and prosper.