Today, people are re-thinking same-sex marriage and moon bases, and selling off movie theaters. Wait, what? Is this the future? Where's my jetpack? Same-sex marriage opposition has dropped significantly since the President spoke in favor of it. Oh, so if the President jumped off a cliff, would you too? [
Who will be the first Congressional Republican brave enough to demand we invade the moon in order to secure the oil supplies needed for our fossil-fuel-bound troops?
Stupid libs will no doubt object that there's no oil on the moon, but they're always whining like that.
So, in god we <i>crust</i>?
If the military conserves fuel, maybe we can fight fewer wars over oil.
Funny how the GNoPee loves to listen to the US Military.
Unless the generals suggest they just don&#039;t need a weapons system built in that Member&#039;s district.
Or they point our reliance on foreign oil is a huge national security risk, and we need to find reliable alternative fuel sources.
Suddenly the officers aren&#039;t quite so smart.
Huge buckets of squid eyes. (Deep fried squid eyes, in certain markets.)
I think Newt&#039;s ideas of space travel were formed while watching <i>Barbarella.</i>
I&#039;ll have two dogs (literally) on a bun and two Tsingtao beers.
Who will be the first Congressional Republican brave enough to demand we invade the moon in order to secure the oil supplies needed for our fossil-fuel-bound troops?
Stupid libs will no doubt object that there&#039;s no oil on the moon, but they&#039;re always whining like that.