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Chris Grrr's avatar

Beckian warnings that Soros-backed ninjas may be trying to poison his iced tea?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<i>Colmes: No, I think it was great!

Of course he does. Fucking Colmes. </i>

Now see, you have to look at Colme's Long Game. Bill is so easy to set a-froth that I think his plan is to lure him into the discussions where 1 or 2 (or maybe both) things happen. 1. Bill is made to look like such a lunatic that even the hardest core of Fox views turn away in disgust, and/or 2. Bill strokes out.

Well played, Mr. Colmes...well played.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Well, that was refreshing! That old man sure gave that barely-there wispy cloud what fer!

PsycWench's avatar

Piled High and Deeper, in this case is entirely appropriate.

fuflans's avatar

Is this just math that you do as a Republican to make yourself feel better or is this real?

PsycWench's avatar

I'm just curious: are there still people out there who deny that Fox News is an arm of the Republican party? God, think of the things you could sell to those people.

PubOption's avatar

Fifty Shades of Brown?

PsycWench's avatar

I haven't seen indignation like that since my ex-sister-in-law failed a drug test and swore that my brother had snuck in the house and put cocaine in the toothpaste.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>Did I go a little overboard?</i>

No, Bill, the low truth content was nicely compensated by the increased volume. Some might even call it "balanced".

diogenez's avatar

What is the pay scale for career: Sad Sack?

PsycWench's avatar

Well, I happened to see an ad for the Creation Museum when Fox was on one of the TVs in the gym (the only time I ever see Fox, thank God), so I have to concur. It's a surprise that any of the viewers have any money left.

SullivanSt's avatar

Watch out Bill, Colmes is probably only a screaming match or two from a homicide followed by attempting a Battered Wife Syndrome defense, after all those years being abused by Insanity.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>Insanity and Colmes</i>. Only on Fox!

Joshua Norton's avatar

O’Reilly: Did I go a little overboard?

Me: No, considering the fact that you are by nature a self-abusing zoo monkey.