You probably don't want to watch this video, above, of Bill O'Reilly LOSING HIS FUCKING SHIT all over Alan Colmes. Your beautiful mind, and etc. But if for some reason you feel your blood pressure is dangerously low, or you want to see what it looks like when a man is confronted with his own epistemic closure, by all means click the clicky.
Now see, you have to look at Colme's Long Game. Bill is so easy to set a-froth that I think his plan is to lure him into the discussions where 1 or 2 (or maybe both) things happen. 1. Bill is made to look like such a lunatic that even the hardest core of Fox views turn away in disgust, and/or 2. Bill strokes out.
I'm just curious: are there still people out there who deny that Fox News is an arm of the Republican party? God, think of the things you could sell to those people.
I haven't seen indignation like that since my ex-sister-in-law failed a drug test and swore that my brother had snuck in the house and put cocaine in the toothpaste.
Well, I happened to see an ad for the Creation Museum when Fox was on one of the TVs in the gym (the only time I ever see Fox, thank God), so I have to concur. It's a surprise that any of the viewers have any money left.
Watch out Bill, Colmes is probably only a screaming match or two from a homicide followed by attempting a Battered Wife Syndrome defense, after all those years being abused by Insanity.
Beckian warnings that Soros-backed ninjas may be trying to poison his iced tea?
<i>Colmes: No, I think it was great!
Of course he does. Fucking Colmes. </i>
Now see, you have to look at Colme&#039;s Long Game. Bill is so easy to set a-froth that I think his plan is to lure him into the discussions where 1 or 2 (or maybe both) things happen. 1. Bill is made to look like such a lunatic that even the hardest core of Fox views turn away in disgust, and/or 2. Bill strokes out.
Well played, Mr. Colmes...well played.
Well, that was refreshing! That old man sure gave that barely-there wispy cloud what fer!
Piled High and Deeper, in this case is entirely appropriate.
Is this just math that you do as a Republican to make yourself feel better or is this real?
I&#039;m just curious: are there still people out there who deny that Fox News is an arm of the Republican party? God, think of the things you could sell to those people.
Fifty Shades of Brown?
I haven&#039;t seen indignation like that since my ex-sister-in-law failed a drug test and swore that my brother had snuck in the house and put cocaine in the toothpaste.
<i>Did I go a little overboard?</i>
No, Bill, the low truth content was nicely compensated by the increased volume. Some might even call it &quot;balanced&quot;.
and knee pads...
sounds like???
What is the pay scale for career: Sad Sack?
Well, I happened to see an ad for the Creation Museum when Fox was on one of the TVs in the gym (the only time I ever see Fox, thank God), so I have to concur. It&#039;s a surprise that any of the viewers have any money left.
Watch out Bill, Colmes is probably only a screaming match or two from a homicide followed by attempting a Battered Wife Syndrome defense, after all those years being abused by Insanity.
<i>Insanity and Colmes</i>. Only on Fox!
O&rsquo;Reilly: Did I go a little overboard?
Me: No, considering the fact that you are by nature a self-abusing zoo monkey.