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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

It could have been worse.

They might have started dancing.

Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

Wasn't Clint Eastwood mayor at the time? That couple was lucky they weren't prosecuted.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Well, there's surfing, in between all the surf sex.

(Not killer breaks, but at least there's something about this place that isn't relentlessly intolerable)

Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

So what is the minimum sentence? Also most three year olds wouldn't be the least bit traumatized by beach frottage if their adults didn't freak.

Estebe Rey's avatar

Yes, 15 years is a little stiff. Get it? But they rejected a plea deal.

mrpuma2u's avatar

If only they had small handguns shoved in their trunks, then the 2nd amendment would make it all go away.

default's avatar

If the glove don't fit you must acquit.

asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

I was thinking they deliberated so quickly so they could go home to their, uh, bunks.

asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

Maybe it's just like when they nailed (NPI) Al Capone on tax evasion.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Alvarez had been dancing on Caballero or “nudging” him to wake him up.What a time to run out of coke.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Mr. Strunk, it's Mr. White on Line 1.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Clint was likely one of the conjugators.

"Make my …"

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I like to decide these things for myself. Any chance you could post a link to that video?

DahBoner's avatar

Sounds like in Floriduh, 5 minutes of a 40 in a 20 will get you 15...http://media3.giphy.com/med...

frambley1's avatar

Wait, this happened in Florida? Whoda thunk it.