Welcome to sunny Florida, NO FUCKING ALLOWED, at least not on the beach. Seems Florida Man has gone and gotten himself into trouble again, and he may do 15 years in the slammer, because he was so overcome by the romance of the waves and the long walks on the beach -- you know, OKCupid stuff -- that he popped wood and simply had to sex up his lady-friend right then and there. Meet Jose Caballero and Elissa Alvarez, convicted beach-boners,
It could have been worse.
They might have started dancing.
Wasn't Clint Eastwood mayor at the time? That couple was lucky they weren't prosecuted.
Well, there's surfing, in between all the surf sex.
(Not killer breaks, but at least there's something about this place that isn't relentlessly intolerable)
So what is the minimum sentence? Also most three year olds wouldn't be the least bit traumatized by beach frottage if their adults didn't freak.
Ew.
Yes, 15 years is a little stiff. Get it? But they rejected a plea deal.
If only they had small handguns shoved in their trunks, then the 2nd amendment would make it all go away.
If the glove don't fit you must acquit.
I was thinking they deliberated so quickly so they could go home to their, uh, bunks.
Maybe it's just like when they nailed (NPI) Al Capone on tax evasion.
Alvarez had been dancing on Caballero or “nudging” him to wake him up.What a time to run out of coke.
Mr. Strunk, it's Mr. White on Line 1.
Clint was likely one of the conjugators.
"Make my …"
I like to decide these things for myself. Any chance you could post a link to that video?
Sounds like in Floriduh, 5 minutes of a 40 in a 20 will get you 15...http://media3.giphy.com/med...
Wait, this happened in Florida? Whoda thunk it.