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It could have been worse.

They might have started dancing.

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Wasn't Clint Eastwood mayor at the time? That couple was lucky they weren't prosecuted.

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Well, there's surfing, in between all the surf sex.

(Not killer breaks, but at least there's something about this place that isn't relentlessly intolerable)

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So what is the minimum sentence? Also most three year olds wouldn't be the least bit traumatized by beach frottage if their adults didn't freak.

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Yes, 15 years is a little stiff. Get it? But they rejected a plea deal.

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If only they had small handguns shoved in their trunks, then the 2nd amendment would make it all go away.

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If the glove don't fit you must acquit.

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I was thinking they deliberated so quickly so they could go home to their, uh, bunks.

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Maybe it's just like when they nailed (NPI) Al Capone on tax evasion.

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Alvarez had been dancing on Caballero or “nudging” him to wake him up.What a time to run out of coke.

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Mr. Strunk, it's Mr. White on Line 1.

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Clint was likely one of the conjugators.

"Make my …"

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I like to decide these things for myself. Any chance you could post a link to that video?

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Sounds like in Floriduh, 5 minutes of a 40 in a 20 will get you 15...http://media3.giphy.com/med...

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Wait, this happened in Florida? Whoda thunk it.

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