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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Now psychologists, THERE'S a bunch of cuckoos!

Shypixel's avatar

Sad fact: Most people growing up today will think you are talking about Ash from Pokemon.

Shypixel's avatar

<blockquote>Good day, sir!</blockquote>

Not sure that lesbians mannish enough to be addressed as sir are the ones you should be targeting.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

someone remembered the close tag

FeloniousMonk's avatar

"If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid. " -- John Maynard Keynes.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

close down the sperm banks? that's gonna be one messy bailout...

Shypixel's avatar

Do I sense a volunteer? Grab a bucket and a sponge!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

A squeegee and firehose...

Shypixel's avatar

Didn't know I was dealing with a pro.

I'll take my hands off your ears now, you seem to know what you are doing.

PubOption's avatar

He sounds like some anti-aging cream that gets advertised on TV.

fuflans's avatar

good god man! have you no carriage returns?

fuflans's avatar

mom!!! darren is adorbs!!! can we keep him??!?!

PsycWench's avatar

It took me a while to look it up, but good work on those "Satanic messages" in rock music.

WA Bishop's avatar

Needs moar ALL CAPS.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>But, in Christian sociology bad data, worse measures, and perfunctory analyses are SCIENCE</i>

Proof Jeebus loves us = none Proof of, say, climate change = tons

Which one do they believe?

EDIT: I said "believe", but science isn't something you believe in; it's something you know.

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This is pretty cool. I thought Sociology was the study of slides from Malaysia.

No. Seriously. The one Soc class I took in college was 300 level, required for my history degree. All we did was watch slideshows as your androgynous hippie droned on politely about how Malaysia was <em>totally</em> different from America.

Except the one session when he brought in his Muslim wife to teach us about the Seven Pillars of Islam. Instead it devolved into a discussion of Palestine, and she explained that yes, the Jews used to live there, but then, one day, they just left.