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Now psychologists, THERE'S a bunch of cuckoos!

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Sad fact: Most people growing up today will think you are talking about Ash from Pokemon.

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<blockquote>Good day, sir!</blockquote>

Not sure that lesbians mannish enough to be addressed as sir are the ones you should be targeting.

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someone remembered the close tag

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"If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid. " -- John Maynard Keynes.

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close down the sperm banks? that's gonna be one messy bailout...

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Do I sense a volunteer? Grab a bucket and a sponge!

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A squeegee and firehose...

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Didn't know I was dealing with a pro.

I'll take my hands off your ears now, you seem to know what you are doing.

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He sounds like some anti-aging cream that gets advertised on TV.

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good god man! have you no carriage returns?

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mom!!! darren is adorbs!!! can we keep him??!?!

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It took me a while to look it up, but good work on those "Satanic messages" in rock music.

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Needs moar ALL CAPS.

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<i>But, in Christian sociology bad data, worse measures, and perfunctory analyses are SCIENCE</i>

Proof Jeebus loves us = none Proof of, say, climate change = tons

Which one do they believe?

EDIT: I said "believe", but science isn't something you believe in; it's something you know.

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This is pretty cool. I thought Sociology was the study of slides from Malaysia.

No. Seriously. The one Soc class I took in college was 300 level, required for my history degree. All we did was watch slideshows as your androgynous hippie droned on politely about how Malaysia was <em>totally</em> different from America.

Except the one session when he brought in his Muslim wife to teach us about the Seven Pillars of Islam. Instead it devolved into a discussion of Palestine, and she explained that yes, the Jews used to live there, but then, one day, they just left.

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