Let's All Self-Soothe With These Nice Videos Of Hillary And Bernie Hardly Yelling At All!
Hello, Wonkers, did you enjoy last night's Brooklyn production of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, but more stabby? US TOO!
We were going to write a follow-up today about how Bernie really does need to release his taxes -- Donald Trump shouldn't get to set the bar on that -- and Jesus, Hillary, just give over the Wall Street Tongue Baths already, but you know what? We are EXHAUSTED.
So instead, let's go to our Safe Space, hug a fluffy bunny, and watch a couple VERY BRIEF little videolets of Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders being adorable, hanging out with people of color, and not voting for the Crime Bill or calling people "superpredators" or being married to Bill Clinton EVEN ONCE.
(Okay, Hillary Clinton might still be married to Bill. BUT THAT COULD CHANGE!)
First, here is Hillary playing dominoes, a known activity of people of color, in Harlem. She wins, and she gets excited! It is so cute! You can even like her winning a thing if you are a Berner! It is allowed!
Hillary Clinton got really excited when she won dominoes today in East Harlem. Video: pic.twitter.com/kHJYAcW6Za
— Dan Merica (@danmericaCNN) April 15, 2016
"Please clap."
Best case scenario: Trump-Cruz supporters not hospitalized in the yoooge biker brawl in Cleveland split the GOP, w. Donald going indy, Cruz going indy, and Mitt emerging victorious with the Unicorn nomination; in Nov. receiving 5% of the vote, while Trump and Cruz split the remaining 30% of the national vote. Meanwhile [insert your fav Dem candidate] pulls 65% of the popular vote and sweeps all states but Utah (which Mitt barely wins).