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Always Childless Cat Lady's avatar

I guess electric vehicles look pretty good now right. Another punch in the gut for the orange moron.

Always Childless Cat Lady's avatar

I guess electric vehicles are looking pretty good now- another punch in your gut orange moron.

Always Childless Cat Lady's avatar

I guess electric vehicles are looking pretty good now- another punch in your gut orange moron.

Always Childless Cat Lady's avatar

I guess electric vehicles are looking pretty good now- another punch in your gut orange moron.

Always Childless Cat Lady's avatar

I guess electric vehicles are looking pretty good now- another punch in your gut orange moron.

Always Childless Cat Lady's avatar

I guess electric vehicles are looking pretty good now- another punch in your gut orange moron.

Always Childless Cat Lady's avatar

I guess those electric vehicles are looking pretty good now- another punch in your gut orange moron

Always Childless Cat Lady's avatar

I guess those electric vehicles are looking pretty good now- another punch in your gut orange moron

Always Childless Cat Lady's avatar

I guess those electric vehicles are looking pretty good now- another punch in your gut orange moron

beb's avatar

The head photo is of something I only learned about recently, solar-farming. There's enough sunlight reflecting off other things that many plants can grow in the shadow of a solar panel. So you can graze sheep or goats (cows, because of their size tend to be destructive) or grow vegetables, making the land productive. Anti-solar people often claim that solar takes good land out of production, but clearly that's not so.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Same with wind power. The base of a wind turbine doesn't take up that much land, and all those straight rose between the turbines can be filled up with all sorts of crops.

Bonus points! All the birds that meet their demise to the turbines will fall down among the crops and decompose and thus continue that marvelous dance of life.

Pig Bodine's avatar

Trump in 2028: There's this new thing. I call it green energy. That's what I named it. Not a lot of people know about it. My friend Frederick Douglas hasn't. But I'm making sure everyone knows about it. I'm building a wind farm. I named it that because it farms energy from wind. I think it will catch on. Eagles and whales love them because it keeps the air and water clean. That's why I call it clean energy.

SAMushrush's avatar

Good morning! Is anybody else having a problem with substack today?

biff murphy's avatar

"The world is switching over to clean power, finally, not primarily for the sake of stopping global warming, though that’s kind of necessary, but primarily because it makes the most economic and political sense. It’s more stable and cheaper, hooray!"

Denmark ran their whole country with zero fossil fuels the whole month of March.

We could possible come close to that if not for the zipperhead.

Rynlikesit's avatar

I was recently in Spain and they are doing the same. Running entirely on renewables

belfryo's avatar

Especially in emerging 'second world' countries, they will be building their energy infrastructure on renewable/sustainable from the bottom up

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Oh noez! Michael Knowles debated Mehdi Hassan and Mehdi may have deaded poor old Michael. :*(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrSwpdsZtyU

Nemo's avatar

The correct spelling of that clown's name is Knowless as in Know Less.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Michael Knowles is an asshole. Change my mind.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

He's born that way.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Good news, everybody!

Every morning, soon after I wake up, I make the coffee. And today is another one of those days. Do you know what this means?

I GET TO HAVE COFFEE. Isn't that great?

I'm so fucking happy I could shit.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Huzzah! Morning coffee ftw!

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Snorting caffeine powder like it's cocaine didn't work for me because I have sinus issues. It's easier to just take the powder in capsules with your instant coffee or diet coke.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

I remember being able to taste the caffeine in Jolt Cola.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

I used to have a Jolt on my way to work every morning. It certainly is a special kind of drink.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Jolt Cola is still available. There's even a sugar free variant.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

All^H^H^HNone of the sugar and twice the caffeine!

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

I drank that before I learned how to mainline French Roast.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

OK, let's play a game.

I have a bottle of rum. I reckon I can make a huge glass of rum and throw some fruit juice in there and quite honestly break my mind whist listening to Irène Drésel

I'm pretty sure the only loser is going to be me

Although if you discover Irene D then that's a win

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Irène Drésel reminds me of Diamanda Galás, Kate Bush, Björk, and Patti Smith all at once and I like the combo.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

AHA! I'm not drinking the rum. This is unlike me.

I am listening to Irene though.

She is remarkable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9KS17emWlg

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Now I am, too, and she is.

Jen has Puce Sarcasms's avatar

I remember a long ago comic somewhat akin to that. It was on paper, when we had paper, and had some aliens, or maybe evolved humans, millions of years from now holding a Styrofoam cup, and one of them was saying something about how the primitives used to worship a black bean every morning as the sun rose.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

I love post-apocalyptic archaeology humor.