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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Oh, just when southbound I-95 finally starts opening up?

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MorganHW's avatar

YES. I've started planning for the 4th, and all I'm doing is coming into work to clean up my office. It should be quite an event!

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Sounds like Drumpf hired the team from the Fyre Festival to put on the Fourth of July celebration this year.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Love Emmo, but this was the height of his cocaine phase and he plays it too darn fast.

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khanurik's avatar

While I applaud your idea, you should have said "cheap drones with votes." I imagine the Secret Service these days has measures to shoot down drones flying over restricted airspace. At least I hope so, or not - depending on your point of view.

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The Patriot's avatar

So, a Soviet style parade of tanks and a speech by Dear Leader for the 4th of July. Scary. And where will his Politburo be standing for the fireworks celebration? This country is stumbling closer and closer to the abyss by the minute. I fear that the next time he rolls tanks into DC he (and the tanks) won't be leaving.

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

god never does, try hard enough that is.

like that tree of knowledge, couldve at least made it a challenge, like put it way up on a steep hill or something.

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

one could only hope for ninjas.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Celebrate Trump America With The Trump July Trump Fourth Trump Washington Trump DC Trump Golden Shower Show!

FTFY.

EDIT: Though I guess a piss show would be a break from the usual shit show.

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rufus magister's avatar

Well, I;m sure they can't beat the spectacle they had on Inauguration Day. Biggest crowds EVER! The pics don's lie! Do the research!

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Let's really get into the spirit of Donnie's Big 4th of July Jamboree! A modest proposal...

https://youtu.be/TP94wyr5KB4

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Thank the Ascended Madoka, Benedict Donald lacks both the brains and the balls to make himself a dictator.

Until the Democrats took the House back last November, that may have been the only thing which saved the Republic.

Putin would have rejected him if he did have the right stuff for dictatorship; Putin wants a weak puppet, not a fellow dictator capable of double-crossing him, as Hitler double-crossed Stalin in June 1941, when Stalin woke up on June 22 with Hitler's "friendship" buried between his shoulder blades.

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Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

While the wing nuts are distracted, maybe real patriots could do something to really celebrate the spirit of July 4th. Maybe, I don't know....bust kids out of the Trump baby jails?

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Wythers's avatar

If I were in charge of D.C. municipal government, I'd tell the dumb Turnip that he gets NO municipal services UNTIL he gets current on his outstanding bill, AND pays IN ADVANCE for his latest hoopla.They could easily shut him down on this ridiculous boondoggle.

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Wythers's avatar

Hrm. Yeah, Stalin knew lebensraum meant Ukraine, etc. He needed time to make a plan [besides the usual scorched earth retreat to the interior] and make war defense material. Personally, I think he fully expected Hitler to attack, and just wanted to put him off as long as possible, until his country was more prepared.Some have made that same argument for Neville Chamberlain--while it's possible (UK certainly wasn't as ready as she would be later) that's true, UK really needed a PM on a determined war footing.Sheesh. Now I'm remembering Eden, et al. Headache!

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