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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Sporting Equipment Maintenance Technician" a.k.a. a Ball Washer

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

"double Dutch rudder" for sure, because technically that's not even homosexual behaviour, plus it's so much fun to say, and never seems to come up in conversation as much as I'd like...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

LMAO - the Catholic church calling anything other than itself "intrinsically disordered".

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Disneyland?

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PubOption's avatar

The question of exactly how Jesus loved a certain disciple has been extensively debated, but not at redneck wingnut churches.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

little red shoes too.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I've got to read that book sometime. What is its name again?

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Win.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

They certainly know a lot about being gay-ified. Then they usually sweat profusely and pretend like they're not surreptitiously touching themselves under the table.

Just sayin'....

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fuflans's avatar

more booze.

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fuflans's avatar

rock me sexy jesus.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Monsieur Grumpe's Review

I have a headache from reading Fischer’s tripe. It’s partially from the white font on black background but mostly from the stupid. I seem to recognize his style from some sleazy novel titled Aunt Nancy’s Itch.

Perkins just doesn’t have any style, just hate and everyone who is at least partially sentient knows that hating is out of style.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

These family-oriented groups also tend to think that <strike> beating the shit out of </strike> "gently whuppin' kids on their ass" for "correction" purposes, is an appropriate way to demonstrate one's love.

We are miles apart on this whole 'love' thing, it turns out.

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PsycWench's avatar

Oh, so those kids committed suicide because they were gay, NOT because they were mercilessly taunted and bullied. Because the FRC would have some blood on its hands if the suicides were motivated by gay-bashing, since they are exemplars of such behavior. I understand so much now.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"homosexuals have much higher rates of suicide (tragically illustrated a number of times in recent weeks)"

For this comment alone that motherfucker needs to be horsewhipped.

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