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From what I hear, the heroin epidemic has moved into white middle America. I expect the GOP to issue platitudes & scale back the lock 'em up rhetoric. We shall see.

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Paul Ryan has been schlepping around his " budget" prop folder for a mind numbing number of years now. The only thing that has changed over time is the color of the cover. And still to this day...no numbers. HOW CAN A BUDGET HAVE NO NUMBERS ???

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This is a snapshot of the entire GOP platform. No ideas at all (but plenty of patriotic sounding intros!) on anything except fuck those poor moochers. Because reasons.

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Mexiricans libelz

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He's like an incompetent evil genius, he's telling us what they plan to do. Go bold, take everything they can because with Turnip as the candidate, they'll lose all control.

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7. Eliminate "job-killing" regulations like workplace safety and the minimum wage.8. Vouchers for religious schools (of the Jesus-y variety, natch).

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Is that a strategery? Or a tacticality? Can you have an RO if there is no I? And can they even establish a template? And the "end of the day" cannot possibly dissociate from either the "top of the hour" or "the bottom line." It's all really antithetical.

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O lord won't you buy me a Mercedes-BenzMy friends all have Porches

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9. Eliminate the EPA and IRS. 10. Defund Planned Parenthood.11. Blame Obama.

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You know what really chaps my arse? The fact that single people w/o children deserve to only eat air. We're even poorer than people with children. Someone posted below that single people w/o children are allowed 3 months of SNAP in every 3 year period. I guess since we haven't bred, we don't deserve food? At least for 33 months out of 36. I really don't think this is fair, as I believe single, child-free poor people deserve to eat, too. At least one meal a day.

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So it's "have a child, or don't eat". Makes absolutely no sense.

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Maybe you're reading "insertinface"? or "inherface"?Dick joke quota reached...

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And just wait until you try to get Medicaid in a state that refused the expansion under ACA. It's virtually impossible.

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Gigantic military, expensive new wars ever year or two.

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Maybe he thinks heroin over-doses will eliminate the homeless population.

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And of course, the ever popular 12. Health Care Savings Account increases. So all of those people working part time minimum wage jobs can sock away $5,000 a year tax free! Who can resist?

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