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Alexander Stallwitz's avatar

I take offense at that, Jackson actually fought in battle

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Alexander Stallwitz's avatar

Being a bi/pan person, i feel the same way. "At least i can date women" i thought then i felt bad for thinking that and for all my LGBT friends especally all my transgender ones

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HazooToo's avatar

When I first told my then-husband, the first time I realized there might be a NAME for what you are when you never want sex, he shouted at me, "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, THAT YOU REPRODUCE BY BUDDING?!" I ugly cried. But no one else who cares about me has reacted that way. I've been lucky.

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chortlingdingo's avatar

I, too, feel fortunate to have amazing friends (who all, incidentally, happen to be queer) that are very supportive of me.

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BadWolfGirl's avatar

The interwebz has been crashing every 5 minutes or so since 2AM. I mentioned it to 'Trix but thought it must just be here in the Phillyburbs.

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BadWolfGirl's avatar

Dubya & Michelle have developed a lovely relationship. If you can, look up the pics from the museum dedication.

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Jamoche đŸ‡ºđŸ‡¦'s avatar

Sorry, that's failing too: Consumerist - Toblerone gets hit by shrink ray, blames euro

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Jamoche đŸ‡ºđŸ‡¦'s avatar

They're government employees. FRWNJ stepdad - retired Fed - is totally convinced Trump is going to raise his retirement pay.

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HazooToo's avatar

My best bro is gay. He's living in Las Vegas right now, and I miss him like a hole in my heart sometimes. He already knows I'll fly across the country if I have to for him, now he knows I'll fight for his rights, too.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

And that is one bit of prognosticating that actually came true. The sun is upObjection! It has been over cast and stormy most of the day here :/ Now finally as it is breaking up, the sun is going down.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Funny, "scream" was #3 on my list (after "sob" and "pull covers over head")

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

It doesn't matter. We're so screwed because of SCOTUS. There is really no recovering from this. It doesn't matter if he goes down in flames, because he's pushed the rest of in ahead of him.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Should I be that guy? Sure: even if we turn the Earth into a radioactive lifeless husk, the sun will still rise in the morning, because angular momentum.

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azeyote's avatar

sorry - i am not part of trumps america -

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Nope. But you are part of ours. Wonkette Nation!

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Kid Ichorous's avatar

How about you replace the baton with a stick of dynamite?

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