F'real, Huckabee?!?! Oh hi there! Sorry to interrupt you vacuuming your cat or whatever it is you do on Sunday afternoons, but we have to count down the top ten posts of the week, so your cat will have to wait. A lot of the top stories this week are about Mike Huckabee, and how out of all the Republicans running for president, he's really the only one capable of making us seethe. Ted Cruz? Awwwww, he tries, but at the end of the day you just want to pinch his evil, dumb nose and say, "You're not good enough." But you see that face Wonkette Baby is making right there? That is the face yr Wonkette makes about Mike Huckabee.
McCain wants to fuck the whole planet (Bomb, bomb, bomb Iran)Miss Lindsey just wants to fuck anyone who'll take his virginity.Larry Craig wants to fuck someone in an airport bathroom.Clarence Thomas wanted to fuck Dr Hill.Newt wants to fuck everyone until they get sick.Newt is currently fucking a barn owl.David Vitter wants to fuck in diapers.Mark Sanford wants to fuck on the Appalachian trail.Chris Christie wanted to fuck the mayor of Fort Lee and managed to fuck everyone.You know I'm done with all this I need a shower now, no 14 year olds involved.
Dang, how did you know? Yep, got lots of scars, I do. But I tell people it's from fans agrasping and aclutching at my arms as I lean from the stage to shake hands at my rock concerts. Wrote a song about it, wanna hear it? here it goes ... ♫ Don't go scratching my arms ♫
Yeah, but you make major money on the lecture circuit after you're done being preznit. Actually, I'd be on a warm beach somewhere if I had $10 million dollars.
i don't think i could be that bad of a hypocrite for all the gold in fort knox. but i guess it is just like any other role for an actor. colbert was so good at it, the RWNJs really thought he was one of them. go for it.
Sure, why not
You ate my hamster, didn't you? I see you chewing on him right now.
Looks like you've got a brötchen and some mustard in your other hand. I am not happy about this.
Stale Melba will be my next band name.
"Jesus Use Me"
-- The Duggar Sisters
$98 per hour To geek hamsters? Sign me up...
ErmaGERD, what an adorable bay-beh!!! Fuck Mike Huckabee and his pathetic god-bothering fangirl Kim Davis.
Long history of it in the GOP:
McCain wants to fuck the whole planet (Bomb, bomb, bomb Iran)Miss Lindsey just wants to fuck anyone who'll take his virginity.Larry Craig wants to fuck someone in an airport bathroom.Clarence Thomas wanted to fuck Dr Hill.Newt wants to fuck everyone until they get sick.Newt is currently fucking a barn owl.David Vitter wants to fuck in diapers.Mark Sanford wants to fuck on the Appalachian trail.Chris Christie wanted to fuck the mayor of Fort Lee and managed to fuck everyone.You know I'm done with all this I need a shower now, no 14 year olds involved.
Take a packed lunch, it's a long wait.
And then spend Tuesday thru Thursday staunching the bloody scratches on your arms and chest.
My whisk has a really long handle.
Dang, how did you know? Yep, got lots of scars, I do. But I tell people it's from fans agrasping and aclutching at my arms as I lean from the stage to shake hands at my rock concerts. Wrote a song about it, wanna hear it? here it goes ... ♫ Don't go scratching my arms ♫
John McCain...is that you??
Unfortunately I can't even pay for Donna Rose's education.
Yeah, but you make major money on the lecture circuit after you're done being preznit. Actually, I'd be on a warm beach somewhere if I had $10 million dollars.
For enough money, I'd consider it. I have a feeling Ann Coulter laughs all the way to the bank, as does Glenn Beck and BillO.
i don't think i could be that bad of a hypocrite for all the gold in fort knox. but i guess it is just like any other role for an actor. colbert was so good at it, the RWNJs really thought he was one of them. go for it.
I'll take the beach and the dough, but I don't do speeches, except the occasional harangue.