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JessieBrewer's avatar

Scientology eyes the queer guys

lawrence090469's avatar

I consider Star Trek 2 Kirstie Alley to be a lifetime hotness ticket, so I would watch that.

Keith Taylor's avatar

Thank you for making fun of Scientology. Far as I'm concerned, that is yet another reason to love you. I always wondered how anybody could even think of buying that religion once they knew it was invented on a bet by a science fiction writer -- a pretty second rate one at that. (I was the perfect nerdy SF fan. Of good SF like Arthur Clarke's, and Ursula le Guin's, and lately N.K. Jemisin's. Hubbard's stuff was not top drawer.)And yet some people, even talented, apparently nice people, do.Baffling.

KingofSweden's avatar

Say Yes to the Reg = $cientologists go shopping for enlightenment and an motley crew of perky salespeople "help" them find it. At all costs.

Shoto's avatar

Tom Cruise drank all the kool-aid, then came back and asked for more. Jeezuz, what a lunatic.

Reddishrabbit's avatar

Um, let me see if Scientology have signed me up before I answer.

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

This is just too weird for my tired mind...........

Spurning Beer's avatar

Don't tell me the channel won't have a political show with Greta van Susteren. They have to, because I really want to not watch that show.

redarmyzombie's avatar

Knowing them, they might make it some shitty subscription service that all their followers will have to pay...

Gareth the dung shoveler's avatar

Chick Corea should get a show. I would even watch.

President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

You forgot to include Battlefield Earth.

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Top Chef - RPF (Rehabilitation Project Force): Sea Org members whose ethics are "out" compete to create the best recipes for rice and beans.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Scientology Home Shopping Network:

"Next up we have this little baby here - the entire collected 'works' of LRon for only all the money you have, will ever have, and then some payable by check, cash or M.O. sorry no C.O.D.s"

Serai 1's avatar

$100 a pop for each episode they watch, probably.

Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

And for three days did he chase the laser pointer; and miraculously, he did catch it! Truly this is the Son of Ceiling Cat!

redblack's avatar

is loosh involved, or is that something else?

mmmm. loooosh. [drool]