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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. I'm so glad neither Meccalopolis nor I had children. What a world, what a world.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

And y'all wondered why A.I. hucksters were quicker to start bribing Trump than anyone else. Don't do crimes without protection, baby!

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Hobbes's avatar

Is it just me or wouldn't any teenager looking for a video about "pizza delivery" actually be looking explicitly FOR pr0n?

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Worriedman's avatar

I look at AI and I think "That's the Dumbest Goddamn Thing ever. Then I think" What about Bitcoin? I thought that was the Dumbest Goddamn Thing ever. ."

Then I thought "We should make a law that you have to pay for AI with Bitcoin. They could destroy each other and normal, decent people wouldn't get hurt. "

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Jen's Yaed Apple's avatar

We'll use an age predictor! In Murrica? Where the average mentality is about 16.5 years tops?

Good luck with that!

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Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

Maybe the good minister can do podcasts. There already is a platform for AI generated podcasts.

So exciting!

𝘐𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘗𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘈𝘐 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘺. 𝘊𝘌𝘖 𝘑𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘞𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘞𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘔𝘢𝘺 2024.

𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘐𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘗𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘥𝘰? 𝘐𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘈𝘐 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘮 𝘱𝘰𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘴! 3,000 𝘱𝘰𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘔𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢 𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮.

https://pivot-to-ai.com/2025/09/10/inception-point-ai-spam-podcasts-with-no-listeners/

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Jen's Yaed Apple's avatar

who the hell is actually tuning in to that? Seriously, the fuck is wrong with people XD

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

AI had better not take over the porn industry. We don’t need six-fingered women getting bukaked by men with two dicks.

It’s bad enough Tucker can’t jerk off to animated pieces of candy anymore.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Oh, you sweet summer child. I don't even have to go look to know all that already exists.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I guess we shouldn't be mentioning the Cartoon category in Pornhub.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

2030: Diella announces that she’s going Mecha-Nazi and marrying Elon Musk’s Grok.

2031: Diella and Grok announce their first “born” child, a program they’re calling Skynet.

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Jasmine 🇰🇷's avatar

Okay here's my first question: Why?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Tech Douchebro answer: because we can and who is going to stop us?

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

CNN: ‘𝗗𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹’: 𝗧𝗲𝗱 𝗖𝗿𝘂𝘇 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗙𝗖𝗖 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿’𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗔𝗕𝗖 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝗯 𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘀

...and then forgets all about it the moment Trump tell him to shut up.

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Jen's Yaed Apple's avatar

Gee, imagine that, TED.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Fuck Ted Cruz.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Oh Albania, I will never know much about you, but I do recommend you run as far and as fast as you can from American tech billionaires and their visions for the future, should there be one.

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beb's avatar

AI uses so much electricity that we will never to a carbon-free world. Ever advance on Wind and Solar will be consumed by other data center, requiring re-state some aged coat plant.

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forestvillain's avatar

Microsoft's involvement makes a certain amount of sense. Bill Gates has always come across as an early iteration of an Ai-generated image.

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Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

I read an article about Adam Raines death by suicide. I was going to send it to Mild Jr. He uses AI for a bunch of stuff, recipes, making goofy photos of Grandbaby Mild, etc., but decided against it.

He teaches 7th grade history and has had several students over the last few years that engage in self harm, and suicide ideation.

Maybe I should send it.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

To me Albania and its people are cool in a slightly twisted way. (Never been there, or anywhere close -- unless France is close enough for you, and it's not very.)

I see them as the runts of Europe, knowing they can't punch above their flyweight, and accordingly adopting a bend-but-don't-break policy. You want us to be Muslim, Ottoman Empire? Sure thing. You want to base your forces here, Mussolini? No problem. (While the Greeks, whom the Italians attacked from those bases, kicked ass -- and then got mauled by the German Army and brutalized for years.) They go with whatever madness is imposed on them by whichever assholes come along with lots of weapons, and when it inevitably passes, they just go on doing what they do.

You gotta have a sneaking admiration for people like that. They're survivors, and that ain't no easy thing to be.

(Note: I'm sure there are probably heroic battles and shit in Albania's history. No disrespect intended.)

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

AI cabinet minister is so ScyFi Channel 2004.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

One of the lesser known episodes of Black Mirror?

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