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phoenix00's avatar

A Republican President?

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phoenix00's avatar

Geez don't worry about the USA, worry about what went on with Tom Cruise!

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Weevie's avatar

We pick the airhead to end all airheads to convince Trudeau to love us. He'll swoon her into melted mush.

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Weevie's avatar

Isn't that where Davie Crocket died? The Santa Ana guy and all that?

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HarpyLibtart's avatar

Soapbox alert:I wish people would stop saying "Oh, they're a Rhodes Scholar" like that means they're some kind of goddamned genius - it's not based purely on academic merit, you do not have to be exceptionally intelligent to get one, you have to know the right people to get access to the right internships to impress the old white people who award them with your 'commitment to duty and instincts to lead' and also be able to afford to live in the UK on the basic stipend that accompanies it (aka 'independently wealthy') which is how Tony Abbott, the dumbest raw-onion-munching proto-fascist ever to draw breath, managed to coast into Australia's Prime Ministership on the back of one. Also, Cecil Rhodes was a fucking racist murderer who set up the scholarship to ensure a steady flow of suitably conditioned colonial overlords to sustain the rule of the British Empire, so anyone willing to take his blood money is morally suspect as far as I'm concerned.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

First one on record.

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rick's avatar

...from the CFPI article:

“Ms. Wilson was very direct with him, stating that she was not going to account for her time in any detail.”Ms. Wilson sounds like a real walking, talking rectum, colloquially known as an asshole. No wonder she has a (R) after her name! Sheesh!

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rick's avatar

All of them Katie.

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dshwa's avatar

Could Palin see the liars about Russia from her house?

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H0mer0's avatar

looks like a shoo-in for the Trump cabinet.

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H0mer0's avatar

the moniker "Sister Sarah" reminds me of "Sister Morphine":[C'mon Sister Morphine, turn my nightmare into dreams....]

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H0mer0's avatar

if someone is that good at banging, my hat's off to them but ripping off the government and blaming the blahs and immigrants for being welfare cheats, that pisses me off. Any $$ I get from the govmint has lots of regs attached to it and the [implied] threat of a audit

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davej1s's avatar

Murka hates teachers, didn't you get the memo?

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davej1s's avatar

pregnant, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant...octuplets?cool...

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thatdamnbob's avatar

purely for entertainment value, and to ensure that Tina Fey has steady work for a few months or 4 years if she needs it, why not

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Nick Fury II's avatar

You expect Sarah to give up her slot as a match game panelist?

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