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True. I had Catzilla visions when I bought it, but no. My little fuzzballs are PICKY. One night dude sent me a pic 2 weeks later of his cats destroying the helicopter. And that was the end of that. (I have many more cats now.)

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Ahh. I just can't get into the space-based 4x games, though i have spent an unseemly amount of time on various iterations of Civilization.

Wish they'd come out with a good one on Android. CivRev is way too dumbed down, Star Traders didn't do much for me either.

Civ 6 is coming out in a few months, but experience with modern gaming tells me never to buy anything on launch day.

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The Sundays are cool.

This is just Rob Halford screaming.

https://youtu.be/PEulKyFkOjQ

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Loved Civ2. And in all honesty, AC is damn near exactly like it, except where C2 had roaming hordes, AC has alien wildlife and there are a lot more things you can control in the game.

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I want to be good, to work and play well with others. I promise to turn over a new leaf, to be the person good people like you believe I can be. Thank you, so very much.

(Looks for video to "Achy Breaky Heart")

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Gee, Kathleen... maybe instead of buying non-existent Range Rovers, you should take some of that 97$ per hour and buy some fucking English lessons.

Then you'll be able to get a better job, and won't end up like Lori.

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Catzilla fursure. If only it were shooting lasers out of its eyes, as depicted in this documentary street mural (one of the best EVER) that existed around the corner from me for a few glorious days until some fucking assholes defaced it:

http://laughingsquid.com/wp...

I'm glad that your four-legged army is growing – future dudes will know not to mess around.

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Stuff can get in between the Lexan and the metal. I've had CDs that flaked like cheap paint just from age. So much for 'non-volatile.'

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I'd be tempted if it didn't cost more than my last car. If I had that kind of money to spend the Studebaker would have been finished already :P

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What troglodyte would deface that?? It's fucking glorious! I'm not usually in favor of capital punishment, but this time? Well, I'm still not, but it's very, very bad.

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Actually, the Sundays are the only group on the list I didn't know. A first for me!

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Sad!

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Oh, dammit.

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Since Trump's magical presence has spread even here, I vote that we make this the worst dance party. Here is my nomination. Because it is the worst.

https://youtu.be/VB3KhWHfDDI

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Here's another failure. Ended up giving it to a one night stand (really, all we had in common was cats anyway).

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And I was just listening to this one:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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