This guy is so mad about gayness he'll personally pull the dick out of your ass if he has to. We have a dispatch from like 1975 or something, to share with all our current day readers from the Year Of Our Lord 2016! You would think that, now that marriage equality has been the law of the US American land for over a year, and all the Christians are getting murdered for refusing to write "Joe likes to bone Gary" on gay wedding cakes (PSA: that is not happening), most of our anti-gay bigots would be starting to realize that they've lost, and try to focus on other ways they can make life miserable for normal people.
Right? I don't think I've ever even seen this photo, or if I did I've forgotten about it, and I travel the interwebz quite a lot. Yet these guys seem to have been thinking about it. A lot.
You just better stop laughing at us. We have come to pride ourselves, eh, ah, I mean be ashamed of our fathead Governor Paul LePage (who wants to run for the US Senate when he terms out). Then he'll be ur problem too, just like Ted Cruz and nut job Gomert himself. So stop laughing at us or we'll vote him into the US Senate. THAT'LL show ya!
1) No, no Christians are being killed for not writing on or baking gay wedding cakes but there are some folks who incurred legal fees and may have lost their business for refusing to. You CAN'T and SHOULDN'T force anyone to do anything they don't want to in the country...EVER! It goes both ways. Let the free market sort it out. Hell if they can't see that gay money is just as green as straight then their an idiot. Move on. Let someone else bake that cake and make good money doing it. Be a bit more patient and you'll see. Fuck your instant gratification and your litigiousness.
2) You're just like any of the other media whores who twist words and try to put context where so text isn't proven to be. LePage is a goon, sure. Yes, he looks like the Goblin King from the Hobbit. Yes he spits when he talks. But he has a point about government screwing us. It may be his only redeeming quality but he really does despise government and its current function. That's not a bad thing.
"there’s an open expression of homosexuality and sexual expression that is totally out of line..."
That's right! Homosexual expression should be relegated back to curt nods, furtive glances and the good old Hanky Code!
Some days a girl just can't make up her mind....
No anal sex? Well that sucks!
OMG. ROFLMHO
Who is on first!
They could both be reptiles? COULD BE
Any moment now
.... WHERE ARE YOUR SLAVES? it is fashionable to have at least 2
What are the chances he's got a profile on Ashley Madison?
One twig, two berries.
Surprised your autocorrect didn't "fix" that
You don't see what those thumbs get into in the locker room
It keeps his foreskin from covering his eyes.
Right? I don't think I've ever even seen this photo, or if I did I've forgotten about it, and I travel the interwebz quite a lot. Yet these guys seem to have been thinking about it. A lot.
You just better stop laughing at us. We have come to pride ourselves, eh, ah, I mean be ashamed of our fathead Governor Paul LePage (who wants to run for the US Senate when he terms out). Then he'll be ur problem too, just like Ted Cruz and nut job Gomert himself. So stop laughing at us or we'll vote him into the US Senate. THAT'LL show ya!
Good article but a few critiques.
1) No, no Christians are being killed for not writing on or baking gay wedding cakes but there are some folks who incurred legal fees and may have lost their business for refusing to. You CAN'T and SHOULDN'T force anyone to do anything they don't want to in the country...EVER! It goes both ways. Let the free market sort it out. Hell if they can't see that gay money is just as green as straight then their an idiot. Move on. Let someone else bake that cake and make good money doing it. Be a bit more patient and you'll see. Fuck your instant gratification and your litigiousness.
2) You're just like any of the other media whores who twist words and try to put context where so text isn't proven to be. LePage is a goon, sure. Yes, he looks like the Goblin King from the Hobbit. Yes he spits when he talks. But he has a point about government screwing us. It may be his only redeeming quality but he really does despise government and its current function. That's not a bad thing.
I'm posting in a Dear Shit Fer Brains thread. Hi Mom!!
I suspect Grindr is the far more likely option