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And then he broke for lunch.

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I have a 1973 botrytis I will be drinking to wash down my bittersweet chocolate popcorn for the first debate. I cannot wait!

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Oh, I've got Pawlenty of nuthin', and nuthin's Pawlenty for me . . .

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Ah. It's actually an explanation of his logo. There, on top, is a stack of burning paper, the tax code, falling into the woodchipper intake, between 'A' and 'N'. But 'RAND' is also rendered as a chainsaw bar (missing its chain). A brilliant mishmash of Rand-om symbols to establish a bRand-ing strategy for that stRand of the electorate that can imagine nothing better than this erRand boy.

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I don't see why we wouldn't vote for Kasich. The man is offering us three bacon strips, after all.

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Nice of him to put the Koch Election Kommittee™ logo above his name like that.

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I can't wait and I'm still trying to figure out exactly how it's going to work. Are all the candidates going to get to answer every question? How long will they have? If each candidate gets 3 minutes, it's going to take 30 minutes to answer one question! And think of the answers from the first to the last as they try to out-crazy the candidates who've answered before them. It's going to be awesome - I'll have to pace myself with the drinking games!

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Hey, Wonkette, you missed at least one k3wl item about him: he was bragging on his re-election about having cracked down on them malingerers, and refunded whole lots of money to employers... after he had government lawyers go into workman's comp cases and deny all claims.

Why, yes, I do have a friend in OH who was injured twice on a previous job, and whose claims were fought tooth and nail for years, and now they're being denied because "it's been so long, and something should have been done sooner".

I kid you not. Boring, *vile* scum.

mark

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Internet zen: a story I've already forgotten on a site that doesn't allow comments.

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Leave me out of this.

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"Wackadoodle??" I resemble that remark!

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Either you're my sister, or my mom didn't tell me about you and you're my long-lost other brother!

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Nailed... it?

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I have to say I'm impressed with his logo. I had no idea he was such a big supporter of bacon.🔥

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We folks from Ohio think he is an asshole on a major level so dont be fooled by the 60 % approval rating that was just amongst republicans only.He is another of these fuck the poors type of guys what was handed his ass when he tried the right to work nonsense here he is a Walker lite so movbe along nothing to see here

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He's like tvp, but without the texture.

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